rational_ancap

Reply to comment by rational_ancap in Raddle accounts for sale by ziq

rational_ancap wrote

well, as an anarcho-capitalist (to the uneducated that means I am a bastion of facts, logic and reason), this is exactly what I've been saying should happen all along! Unfortunately for u/ziq, that means I own rights to the idea and so not sending my 90% of proceeds to me will be considered a direct violation of the NAP, and the McNukes™ shall rain down upon them.

May the free market™ guide you in your journey.

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rational_ancap wrote

as an anarcho-capitalist (to the uneducated that means I am a bastion of facts, logic and reason) I think this is a great idea! I would get to show how much of a benevolent being I am by eating in an expensive restaurant and giving my scraps to the poors! It's more than what those disgusting creatures deserve

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rational_ancap wrote (edited )

as an anarcho-capitalist (to the uneducated that means I am a bastion of facts, logic and reason), I can assure you, no people are dying. Only filthy poors (disgusting). Now shut up and let me ring-fence resources, expropriate the earth, displace lives and devastate ecosystems with all the ecocidal industry I need in order to build my space yacht. I need it to get away from the mess I've made. Plus, this rock is full of filthy poors (yuck) and it disgusts me.

The market wills it!

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rational_ancap wrote (edited )

Excellent. Should your superiors for whatever reason not see the enlightened way of the free market™ and, I don't know, get angry at "such a preposterous offer" and fire you (though I have no idea why they would do such an irrational thing), you can always find a job licking my boots. Because I'm just that generous. also they'll get the McNukes for violating the NAP)

May the market be with you.

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rational_ancap wrote

as an anarcho-capitalist (to the uneducated that means I am a bastion of facts, logic and reason) I absolutely agree! However, I am concerned about this new competition the lack of compliance cooperation between us rational beings so I would like to propose a deal: you can voluntarily hand over 50% of the value you extract from the peasants forever to the free market™ itself (through me as a "mediator") and it will grant you its blessings. I will help you keep your filthy peasants down too. Just think how pleased the free market™ will be with you.

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rational_ancap wrote

as an anarcho-capitalist (to the uneducated that means I am a bastion of facts, logic, and reason), it is totally justified for the poors (disgusting) to be forced voluntarily placed into labour and die from toxins pull themselves up by their bootstraps so that I can drive my shitty shiny new car.

P.S. communists are entitled or something

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rational_ancap wrote

as an anarcho-capitalist (to the uneducated that means I am a bastion of facts, logic and reason), me and my voluntary slaves™ wholeheartedly agree. They voluntarily serve me 24/7 in exchange for food, water and "protection" (from me, lmao), because I own the only well in town. I even own the only farmland in the area, I love voluntarism.

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rational_ancap wrote

as an anarcho-capitalist (to the uneducated that means I am a bastion of facts, logic and reason), my utterly benevolent private security force is what will protect the businesses. And in exchange for my unparalleled benevolence, they must swear fealty to me. It is the rational thing to do. The market wills it!

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rational_ancap wrote

as an anarcho-capitalist (to the uneducated that means I am a bastion of facts, logic, and reason), I love progress. Progress is my jam, progress makes the world go round, we must trample the filthy poors and make them work for the greater good! Make them expand the oil industry, cut down the forests, build more highways - the market demands it! For progress! As capital once said to me, "the ideologycommon sense that is progress is my lifeblood, without it I am nothing." We wouldn't want to defy capital's wishes, now, would we?

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rational_ancap OP wrote

why through brigades of course, the lord allows some of their serfs temporary access to another mod's forum to brigade it and take over .. somehow. that is, if they violate the NAP of course

Perhaps we need to introduce a new concept: upvote points - the number of upvotes on a post gives each person an amount of upvote currency, lords taxget the lion's share of their serf's upvotes as it is produced in their property, then they can buy other forums with upvote points.

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Reply to comment by rational_ancap in Anarchist forum by ziq

rational_ancap wrote

although that said, google, I think my propaganda facts, logic and reason are starting to work, just recently I had this one person unironically call for private police! What a fool rational being. so, benevolent algorithm if you want to promote this "anarchist forum", we can enter a business deal (because of course, as we are both enlightened and rational beings we understand eachother). This deal will make you lots of money! Guaranteed! Anarchist forum!

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Reply to Anarchist forum by ziq

rational_ancap wrote

as an anarcho-capitalist (to the uneducated that means I am a bastion of facts, logic and reason), this is NOT an anarchist forum, it is a COMMIE FORUM. Everyone here is a COMMIE and not an anarchist because they are not capitalists. How can you claim to be an anarchist if you don't respect the benevolent will of the invisible hand??? How can you claim to be an anarchist forum if you don't even bow to the authority of capital (and therefore me)??? It does not make sense. Anarchy is when you have the authority of capital and the more capital you have the more anarchic-er it is. An anarchist forum should reflect this. The people here are not anarchists but crypto-stalinist nazi liberal fascist commies.

Anarchism is NOT something that can be allowed to be CO-OPTED to suit the agenda of the corporatist commie establishment. We cannot allow COMMUNISTS who do not recognise the natural, benevolent authority of the free market™ to get away with calling themselves anarchists. We cannot allow these people to APPROPRIATE anti-establishment rhetoric to further their own agendas and give themselves even more power and control over people's lives. It is nothing but a dishonest attempt at doublespeak being utilized to curtail our freedoms by going against the benevolent will of the invisible hand. As I have said before, the benevolent will of the invisible hand wants me to have all the power hard-earned, well deserved wealth. One might say I am merit-worthy. As anarchists on an anarchist forum, we should never deny the will of the invisible hand. That would be irrational.

Thank you for coming to my ted talk, fellow anarchists on an "anarchist forum" (pfft), and may the blessings of the free market™ guide you toward freedom from commie INDOCTRINATION.

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rational_ancap wrote

as an anarcho-capitalist (to the uneducated that means I am a bastion of facts, logic and reason), I am glad someone finally fell for my bullshit understands that the only way that freedom can be realised is with a private police force that I control because I have all the money.

May the blessings of the free market™ be upon you, my fine slavebusiness partner.

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rational_ancap wrote

as an anarcho-capitalist (to the uneducated that means I am a bastion of facts, logic and reason), all this to me sounds like

TREE FASCISM

so your argument is invalid. Checkmate, commies.

Anyway, I don't mind authority as long as it makes me money is the will of the invisible hand - which came to me in a dream last night to tell me it wants me to be the sole authority on everything. And as we all know, if you oppose the will of the invisible hand, that makes you a marxist, fascist, communist, corporatist, socialist statist. Nobody wants to be a marxist, fascist, communist, corporatist, socialist statist.

May the blessings of the free market™ guide you in your journey.

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rational_ancap wrote

as an anarcho-capitalist (to the uneducated that means I am a bastion of facts, logic, and reason), I wholeheartedly agree, green capitalism is the perfect solution to my profit motive climate change. Paint it green, paint the oil rigs green, paint the coal mines green, paint the power plants green, paint my private jet green. I also don't read past titles because I am a shitty shill trying to maximize the spreading of bullshit. Have you seen my brand new green hydraulic fracking company? It's so shiny! And green! I made it all by myself through my own hard work because the market told me that was its will. And did I mention it's 100% green? Pay me to paint your most environmentally destructive infrastructure green! The market wills it! The world will be single-handedly saved by the benevolent will of the invisible hand. Praise be the free market™!

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rational_ancap wrote

as an anarcho-capitalist (for the uneducated that means I am a bastion of facts, logic and reason), this is political correctness gone mad! What, we can't even have nazi politicians anymore? What's next? Conservatives? Soon they'll be censoring enlightened beings such as myself! This is a slippery slope!

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rational_ancap wrote (edited )

don't worry this is a parody account see my bio

I mean how dare you insult the almighty free market™! How irrational of you! You will know the wrath of the invisible hand when it is time to pay for your sins. The benevolent will of the invisible hand of the free market™ demands your undying loyalty to its doctrine - and unquestioning obedience to wealthy capitalists rational, enlightened beings such as myself. Only then will freedom be possible.

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