mofongo

mofongo wrote (edited )

Bad security culture Good security culture
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Hey everybody in class! This illegal merchandise has been sitting in my friend Maria's house for years! How come she's only moving it now? Weird lol. Maria? Barely know her. Seems nice I guess.
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Hey everyone at the bus station! This is so strange! Our housemate George had this "weed for sale" sign up in his window for years and our housemate Pedro didn't take it down until now, what's up with that? Pedro is totally trippin! Drugs are for squares, officer. I don't know anyone who does drugs and if I did I'd certainly report them to you immediately.
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Hey everyone! My name is Joe Mitsokolo and I was born on 07/05/1988 in Helsinki. So, let's talk about arson and explosives. I'm B75584G, at least today. I never take off this helmet. I don't know anything about fire. Why are you trying to talk to me about fire? Get the fuck away from me.
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Hi. I'm ArsonEnjoyer666 I insist you explain to everyone in the cafe (and the police from the copshop next door who just popped in for a coffee) why you won't let me distribute this pamphet Kim wrote explaining why she burned down Police Sergeant Peterson's house last night. Please be fully transparent so we can all understand your reasoning. Open communication is super important. Kim? She was here all night playing cards, officer. Don't know anything about a fire, sounds horrible :(
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mofongo wrote

Reply to KDE MegaRelease 6 by ziq

Yay! Can't wait to try it out. I haven't even check out Wayland yet. I'll try to get EndeavourOS with this as soon as it's available.

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mofongo wrote

It's amazing the huge amount of ways people try to make money. As a teenager, I tried getting paid looking at ads. Luckily I was only scammed out of my time. Recently, I found that a good part of ad placement selection is done by people being paid pennies. Also discovering which websites are a scam and which links actually work.

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mofongo wrote

One of the best moments this year was when my team of almost 30 people was broken up, set up as several teams with other leads, and I eventually was left overseeing only 6 people. Easy and cushy. This week I was informed that management is setting up everything back how it was before, but the teams will remain and I'll be managing all of them. Oh, and no raise.

Also, I won a cute coconut crochet plushy in a Bazaar today.

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mofongo wrote

Reply to Friday FREE TALK by kano

I'm sleepy. I've been running on 4 to 5 hours of sleep at night, luckily training ends next week. If I'm chosen, I'll start working on January. It'll be rough, but it's good extra cash.

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mofongo wrote

After years of complaining about having to get a second job and not being required due to some miracle. I'm finally out of luck. Today I start training for my second job. If I manage to complete the training and formally hired, I'll be working over 70 hours a week. How fun!

I resented my mother for working similarly long hours and swore I'd never do that when I grew up. Oops 😬😭

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