lilyachty

lilyachty wrote

i cut a hole in my jacket so my pocket is the entire inside of the jacket

so i can just drop a ton of stuff in and spread it out and leave it unzipped so i don’t look sus

and in the back of my jacket is another slit so i can go into the fitting room and spread a shirt into my jacket

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lilyachty wrote

bro why is it taking you 40 days of shoplifting to reach $500? you’re just spreading yourself out and increasing the risk for some useless shit. get something you can sell and then you have physical tender and not trolli gummy worms

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lilyachty wrote

Reply to by !deleted14288

imagine it’s a live shooter in the mall and there’s a dude in the apple store shoving all the airpods into his bag

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lilyachty wrote

Reply to How would you.. by Radbrad

camera can’t see you. bring bags in your pocket amd a fake reciept. duck down, put balls in the bag. walk out.

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lilyachty wrote

Reply to comment by Jakkoo in by Jakkoo

yeah man keep it lowkey though any bread made from shoplifting isn't worth isolation from your family

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lilyachty wrote

Reply to by Jakkoo

ok i’m gonna keep it real, maybe you shouldn’t keep lying to your parents. they’re gonna find out eventually and then they won’t trust you

but if you had to lie, maybe dirty/scuff up the jacket a scotch and say you got it off letgo or something

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lilyachty wrote

most secure way to do this is to keep the items similar. like paying for $2 toothpaste and getting $30 toothpaste. gonna look real sus getting charged for an eraser and leaving with a ps4. not to mention if you get caught this fraud will be punished more severely than regular lifting.

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lilyachty wrote

Reply to by !deleted8295

Hillarious

Can’t really get mad at him protecting his stock after how painfully obvious those cats are

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