ladiablita

ladiablita wrote

Reply to by !deleted23417

The first (and thankfully only) time I've ever been caught in 9th grade. Me and a friend used to occasionally go to Publix after school and he would go hide in the bathroom while I concealed shit because he was too scared lmao.

I remember grabbing this buffalo chicken wrap and a lemonade from the deli while he was getting a sub. I was feeling mad ballsy that day so I just,, walked out with them. My friend followed soon after, but instead of catching up to me he just stood by the door with a weird look on his face pretending to talk on the phone. Of course I was super weired out and I was like, "Dude, what the fuck? Let's go." He looked back into the store like he was gonna shit himself and then started speed walking over to me.

Like two seconds later this big ole manager dude walks out and says, "Did you pay for that?" and I'm like, "Yeah of course I did." He asked for the receipt and I almost cried, I had never been caught before and I knew my dad would kill me if he found out. Thank God my friend jumped in and said, "Look man I threw our receipt away, sorry but we're running late for Bible study and we gotta go." On the way home I felt like throwing up but I also couldn't stop laughing.

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ladiablita wrote

Reply to by LocalTwink

My dumbass used to just tell my parents that a friend bought it for me, but then they started suspecting that I had a sugar daddy and that wasn't very good either. Now I just hide my shit. If they happen to come across it, I play it off and act like they bought it for me. "Oh, that? You bought it for me, like, a month ago, remember?"

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ladiablita wrote (edited )

Reply to comment by !deleted19762 in by !deleted18939

Some people don't have the privilege of turning down work because they disagree with the company's policies. I hate Walmart just as much as you, but if I have to work for them to put food in my kid's mouth and get the bills paid, so be it. How about instead of degrading people making minimum wage to try to support themselves, you work to help those people get out of the situations that made them have to work for such a shitty company in the first place? Just a suggestion.

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ladiablita wrote

Reply to by !deleted21768

I really want to go lifting but I'm in Orlando. Not super urban, but probably too urban to get away with anything.

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ladiablita OP wrote

Update: After a lot of trail and error, I have figured out how to make very convincing $1 bills! I guess with enough coffee, nail glue, and a good enough printer, anything is possible.

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