Submitted by ladiablita in axolotl
ladiablita
Submitted by ladiablita in axolotl
Submitted by ladiablita in axolotl
Submitted by ladiablita in axolotl
Submitted by ladiablita in axolotl
Submitted by ladiablita in axolotl
Submitted by ladiablita in axolotl
Submitted by ladiablita in axolotl
Submitted by ladiablita in axolotl
Submitted by ladiablita in axolotl
Submitted by ladiablita in axolotl
Submitted by ladiablita in axolotl
ladiablita wrote
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The first (and thankfully only) time I've ever been caught in 9th grade. Me and a friend used to occasionally go to Publix after school and he would go hide in the bathroom while I concealed shit because he was too scared lmao.
I remember grabbing this buffalo chicken wrap and a lemonade from the deli while he was getting a sub. I was feeling mad ballsy that day so I just,, walked out with them. My friend followed soon after, but instead of catching up to me he just stood by the door with a weird look on his face pretending to talk on the phone. Of course I was super weired out and I was like, "Dude, what the fuck? Let's go." He looked back into the store like he was gonna shit himself and then started speed walking over to me.
Like two seconds later this big ole manager dude walks out and says, "Did you pay for that?" and I'm like, "Yeah of course I did." He asked for the receipt and I almost cried, I had never been caught before and I knew my dad would kill me if he found out. Thank God my friend jumped in and said, "Look man I threw our receipt away, sorry but we're running late for Bible study and we gotta go." On the way home I felt like throwing up but I also couldn't stop laughing.