i_buy_shit

i_buy_shit wrote

And using neurotypical is not in some way offensive to those who might be on the autism spectrum?

You are making a huge assessment about my intention. If it were obvious to me I would not have bothered to make a note in all caps in case someone read the post and thought it might have been a good idea to act on it. I made a judgement call based on years of fostering and being around individuals who exhibited grandiose behavior. But yeah, fuck me for giving a shit.

I am with everyone else in this thread ban /u/i_buy_shit. He is clearly a donkey's scrotum sack.

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i_buy_shit OP wrote

Grab torrents on everything by Robert Greene or lift the books. This guy is a true master at dispensing wisdom.

Start with the 48 Laws of Power, then The Laws of Human Nature, Mastery, and then any of his other books. Some would ague reading the Art of Seduction earlier... hell, grab them all and see what speaks to you.

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i_buy_shit wrote

/u/Freux exactly how would you have handled this post? OP is suggesting you put on security gear, stop someone, and then jack an individual for their possession. How would you articulate that is fucked up but yet use vocabulary so the poster understands how dangerous this is , the vocabulary chosen is elevated enough so they immediately understand the gravity of their suggestion, but yet not offend someone?

Text they posted is below:

This is the best method for getting free things with a miniscule chance of being caught.

First you want to wear a fake security outfit. Maybe all black with a security badge. Also you need a disguise, sunglasses, hat and fake facial hair should be good enough.

Then you go to any store with the type of items you want. Want some food? Go to grocery store. Want some electronics? Go to electronics store. Now find a spot outside the store to camp and wait for your target. Target should be a fat person or someone who looks easy to intimidate. When they leave wait till they have just unlocked their car and about to get in.

Run up to them. "Im security and we have report of person matching your description who was shoplifting. I need to see your receipt and items." They give you the bag. You start going through the items till you find something you like. Grab the item out and run away. They will have to put everything in their car and then lock the car before they can even start chasing you.

Start running practice asap and pick your targets wisely for 100% success rate

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i_buy_shit wrote

I honestly don't understand. I hear what you say about using the term stupid. You suggest using ignorant. How does that work based on this article: https://www.theodysseyonline.com/youre-probably-using-the-word-ignorant-wrong

Would calling an idea ignorant not be on the same plane as calling it stupid?

A couple months ago /u/sudo called me out. I suggested we let users know when they make a 'shit post' vs just downvoting. I identified a few posts as shit posts and then gave what I felt was constructive feedback on how to ask better questions.

The only reason I post in shoplifting is to help people grow. Most of my posts are not about a method it is about using a tool to better yourself in life. I am rambling now...

I don't understand how to identify someone's post as detrimental but balance that on helping them do better.

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i_buy_shit wrote

https://raddle.me/f/Shoplifting/70670/-/comment/114729 was not meant as a joke. OP appears to be exhibiting mania via grandiosity.

https://raddle.me/f/Shoplifting/70337/-/comment/114178 What in my comment even comes close to abelism? At no time are any of my statements aimed at anyone. I did say fuck this stupid shit because it was/is stupid shit. OP is describing someone commit robbery under every statue in all 50 states.

And you just committed robbery.

In my state that is a mandatory one year minimum sentence.

Because you appeared as security... the other person may feel this was under force... even though you do not have a weapon my state can file this under armed robbery... that just moved this to minimum five years with up to life!

Fuck this stupid shit. This is going to get downvoted to hell.

Just in case someone is drunk or high while reading this:

DO NOT FUCKING DO THIS SHIT!!!

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i_buy_shit wrote

Sandwich the blocker fabric between two layers of regular fabric. The needle will not damage the material. You will need the material to completely surround the item for it to be effective.

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Reply to large item lifts? by ezj

i_buy_shit wrote

I did barcode swapping. I changed a tag and serial number from a cheaper 65" Samsung to an 80" model that was a little over $4,000.

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i_buy_shit wrote

I did several large walkouts from Ikea. But they have now changed all the elevators so you can not reach the entrance from the food court elevators. This was about 3 years ago.

I walked out with a $1600 walnut stained king size bed frame. It was not my most expensive walkout but the largest in size.

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Reply to by PlopperPoop

i_buy_shit wrote (edited )

Have you been skipping your lithium medication?

I feel like these are posts Johnny Knoxville would write if he were to make a 2019 episode of Shoplifting, Jackass edition.

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i_buy_shit wrote (edited )

This is a great site..

Do you have a recommendation if you wanted a site that would host for more than a year or more?

I want to share some ebooks and audiobooks with users in another forum and would like to create a wiki pointing to said resources.

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i_buy_shit OP wrote

I don't feel like it is a lot of work. I have a small duffle bag that I have used to do this several times. I could hit three BN with drive time in less than an hour. It depends on how congested your city is or if you have to drive a long distance. Listing them on Ebay did not take much work. What I like about this plan is it is easy, about the lowest risk lift I can think of, and even just about anyone can pull this off.

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i_buy_shit wrote

You should be able to snag a Samsung 7" at BB. You can get off brand names at Walmart but I believe some those are locked until activated at the register. I would lift one tablet, buy another one so it is activated, then swap the back covers and return the unactivated one.

And there is always the just lift other shit, flip it and buy a tablet.

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i_buy_shit wrote

Depending on your location the easiest place is Williams Sonoma outlet, Williams Sonoma, Surla Table, Kroger, Walmart. All of those places you should be able to just do a walkout. I have picked up a 6500, four of the 600 models, a dozen plus Artisan models...

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i_buy_shit wrote (edited )

Several things:

  1. Lift only what you need.
  2. Plan your lifts. If you start impulsively lifting you will develop an addiction
  3. Always take a break between lifts.
  4. Have a normal life, eat well, drink water, sleep, exercise, socialize
  5. Actually buy shit from time to time

If you feel you are starting to suffer from real addiction then seek help. Feel free to PM me if you want to bounce anything more personal.

Good luck

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