I was genetically modified to have self-cleaning buttocks and I will not apologise for the actions of my parents.

This is some Third Reich shit. I expect to see many more vulnerable people suddenly 'disappear' in the coming years.

Idk, my hands tend to be shit-free most of the time.

I suspect pagespeed would break the site in more-or-less subtle ways. In particular, since it was built in the pre-HTTP/2 era, I believe it would combine or inline all the JS assets, and thus nullify the efforts I've taken to implementing efficient caching/cache busting. With preloading and parallel loading of assets, there isn't really much point in using it nowadays.

The other headers might be worth adding. I will look into those.

You're articulate.

None. I suspected it was a file system problem when PHP-FPM kept crashing. A quick df -h confirmed it.

I stole the new button style from jstpst. They deserve the credit.

Don't rely on this for anonymity, and don't count on future versions of Postmill having this oversight.

my jokes about the number 69 haven't proven to be very good pickup lines

if this gets more upvotes, you'll have no excuse

I wasn't sincere about the Python thing. It's the #1 most common feedback I hate to get being the maker of a reddit clone myself.

Can you rewrite it in Python? I swear I'll totally commit myself to helping out if it's written in Python!

In all seriousness, good job. Looking forward to studying the inner workings of this.

If you make it, probably.

Honestly I was poking fun at the convention that counting starts from zero, which blows the minds of the many programming newbies who count like they do on Sesame Street.

even with its little quirks (the arrays (or Tables, as they're called) start at 1...)

Imagine starting a sequence of numbers at 1. Who would do that?

But barbecues hurt at least one white person a year.

A non-binary tree.

no

On the other hand, unless you really like pictures of your chin, that camera doesn't have much purpose at all.

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