What_The_Fuck

What_The_Fuck wrote

Typically with flour, water, yeast, salt, and a bit of oil and sugar. Mix together by kneading and leave in a warm place to rise for about an hour. Then shape and bake at about 375-400 until done ;)

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What_The_Fuck wrote

I got caught for the first time a few days ago. After leaving the store, sat with my mom for a minute in the car (went in for her and she doesn't know about my "habits"), an employee came out and said that I needed to not come back and he had me on camera shoving shit in my purse. Thank whatever power is out there my mom didn't believe him or check my bag. It was only about $12 worth but she would've kicked me out.

My mistake was concealing in the makeup section where the stuff was from instead of going to an aisle without cameras.

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What_The_Fuck OP wrote

That is so smart! I was thinking about a bag in my bag that would squeeze whatever (soft) thing I put in it to be smaller, but that sounds like ut would work way better.

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What_The_Fuck OP wrote

My purse is one I made from an old pair of jeans. It's pretty flexible and you can see when there's stuff in it. Maybe if I can keep the fabric flat or keep a book in it?

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What_The_Fuck wrote

Stuffed a purse in my purse and two bottles of nail polish in my bra

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What_The_Fuck wrote

The first time I ever lifted, I was a wee 8 yo at my local farm goods store. At this store they had one of those giant tubs of peanuts that you can buy in bulk. Well, little me decided I wanted a peanut. Not a bag of peanuts. Not even a handful. One peanut. So I grabbed a single, beautiful peanut. I knew it was wrong, and I felt like someone was going to yell at me to stop at any moment. But I ate that peanut, right there in the store. Ate the shell too- salty and fibrous, not bad.

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What_The_Fuck wrote

There's exactly 1 elderly person that works at my local WM. The rest is highschoolers and people that graduated in the last couple years. Btw, it's extremely awkward having people you go to school w/ checking out your groceries while you have a stolen lipstick in your bra.

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