I absolutely cannot get caught

Lol which makes it even funnier when you get caught. Damn I wish I could see it. 😈

Anyway, just walk out with the shit in a back pack and carry pepper spray or a taser to menace any minimum-wage action heroes. Walk straight to the whip and drive off.

Fake plates? Just smear mud on the plate, brah 🧠

So they brought the droid back with a more angular design and they calling it the Razor? Lawd ham mercy

I’ve been wracking my brain trying to figure out the best course of action here.

See, that’s why I quit as of yesterday. This is so dumb. All of this planning and fantasizing over a $500 piece of shit.

Would take less effort convincing a business owner to pay you $500 to build them a wordpress site.

You need to get caught and thrown in jail for making this pointless thread imo

Damn I didn’t even check. I didnt really care anyway because I expect the other things to be source tagged.

I was just gonna do a brazen walkout and set off the towers 😎

Nah don’t pay for shit. Put a poncho or baby blanket over it and walk tf out. Idk just think. Bring pepper spray in case someone tries to stop you.

HELL nah

How can it go off when there are two doors with no sensors?

I was in the shittiest state in the country. A southern state that has little going for it other than a couple college football teams. If I’m not mistaken, it’s the most racially divided state in the country.

But yea usually no one suspects me. I’m well-spoken and attractive with a friendly face.

The only people who automatically are suspicious of me are young black girls. I even had a girl stare at my pocket while asking me if I was going to buy anything as I was walking out. Had to reach in my pocket and show her I had another cell phone before telling her to kindly go f*** a dog

Lol. The cops took the weed, not LP. If the cops weren’t there, I’d have just walked away.

How in the fuck did those morons catch you??

How many

Ok so I’m good then. They’ve been taking my returns so far.

So you know if they limit the amount of returns with no receipt?

Fuck that shit. I'm tryna walk at that hoe with a bow

walk us through the lift, brah

lol false

only if it's something that's impossible to lift. like a subscription to SEMrush

Damn. details? what did you hit?

I’ll get it elsewhere.

Man, don’t steal from Asian stores. They’re obsessed with catching shoplifters

Man, don’t steal from Asian stores. They’re obsessed with catching shoplifters

Why do you believe that?

I don’t think a case was built against me, but I did have many odd experiences at a certain Walmart.

They eventually banned me for putting a bell pepper back in the bin too carelessly (I dropped it 😂!wtf). They knew I was killing em and couldn’t catch me.

Borrowing someone else’s or actually manufacturing one?

you should always have sales pending

Helllllllll no. Idk the laws out there or if the laws are even actively enforced. Think about what could potentially happen if you get caught.

Plus, I have no beef with those other countries. America kinda owes me. I’ll represent USA well when abroad, but when I’m home, I’m the tax collector.

Edit: I visit some sketchy countries for my sport. I have no interest in finding out what they do to shoplifters in Bulgaria or Serbia