SwiperYesSwiping wrote

I absolutely cannot get caught

Lol which makes it even funnier when you get caught. Damn I wish I could see it. 😈

Anyway, just walk out with the shit in a back pack and carry pepper spray or a taser to menace any minimum-wage action heroes. Walk straight to the whip and drive off.

Fake plates? Just smear mud on the plate, brah 🧠


SwiperYesSwiping wrote

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So they brought the droid back with a more angular design and they calling it the Razor? Lawd ham mercy


SwiperYesSwiping wrote

I’ve been wracking my brain trying to figure out the best course of action here.

See, that’s why I quit as of yesterday. This is so dumb. All of this planning and fantasizing over a $500 piece of shit.

Would take less effort convincing a business owner to pay you $500 to build them a wordpress site.


SwiperYesSwiping OP wrote

I was in the shittiest state in the country. A southern state that has little going for it other than a couple college football teams. If I’m not mistaken, it’s the most racially divided state in the country.

But yea usually no one suspects me. I’m well-spoken and attractive with a friendly face.

The only people who automatically are suspicious of me are young black girls. I even had a girl stare at my pocket while asking me if I was going to buy anything as I was walking out. Had to reach in my pocket and show her I had another cell phone before telling her to kindly go f*** a dog