SwiperYesSwiping wrote on June 11, 2019 at 9:48 AM

Reply to Foolproof Barnes Plan by icytwat

I absolutely cannot get caught

Lol which makes it even funnier when you get caught. Damn I wish I could see it. 😈

Anyway, just walk out with the shit in a back pack and carry pepper spray or a taser to menace any minimum-wage action heroes. Walk straight to the whip and drive off.

Fake plates? Just smear mud on the plate, brah 🧠

SwiperYesSwiping wrote on June 11, 2019 at 9:28 AM

Reply to by !deleted13135

So they brought the droid back with a more angular design and they calling it the Razor? Lawd ham mercy

SwiperYesSwiping wrote on June 11, 2019 at 9:17 AM

Reply to Big lift for a return by jert_the_gnarwhal

I’ve been wracking my brain trying to figure out the best course of action here.

See, that’s why I quit as of yesterday. This is so dumb. All of this planning and fantasizing over a $500 piece of shit.

Would take less effort convincing a business owner to pay you $500 to build them a wordpress site.

SwiperYesSwiping wrote on June 4, 2019 at 8:11 AM

Reply to by !deleted8351

You need to get caught and thrown in jail for making this pointless thread imo

SwiperYesSwiping OP wrote on June 4, 2019 at 6:32 AM

Reply to comment by Torskion in Late-Night Walmart Jux by SwiperYesSwiping

Damn I didn’t even check. I didnt really care anyway because I expect the other things to be source tagged.

I was just gonna do a brazen walkout and set off the towers 😎

SwiperYesSwiping wrote on June 2, 2019 at 2:34 PM

Reply to Is this a good idea or no?? (Cookware from [email protected]) by happymama

Nah don’t pay for shit. Put a poncho or baby blanket over it and walk tf out. Idk just think. Bring pepper spray in case someone tries to stop you.

SwiperYesSwiping wrote on June 2, 2019 at 2:33 PM

Reply to comment by !deleted18399 in Is this a good idea or no?? (Cookware from [email protected]) by happymama

HELL nah

SwiperYesSwiping OP wrote on June 1, 2019 at 2:59 AM

Reply to comment by !deleted18424 in Walkout with Spider-wrap by SwiperYesSwiping

How can it go off when there are two doors with no sensors?

SwiperYesSwiping OP wrote on May 28, 2019 at 2:59 AM

Reply to comment by !deleted13368 in Busted at Wally World with a f*ck-ton of weed on me by SwiperYesSwiping

I was in the shittiest state in the country. A southern state that has little going for it other than a couple college football teams. If I’m not mistaken, it’s the most racially divided state in the country.

But yea usually no one suspects me. I’m well-spoken and attractive with a friendly face.

The only people who automatically are suspicious of me are young black girls. I even had a girl stare at my pocket while asking me if I was going to buy anything as I was walking out. Had to reach in my pocket and show her I had another cell phone before telling her to kindly go f*** a dog