Ummm...excuse you?

We happen to only lick boots when they're red, thank you very much.

Then again, I wouldn't expect some anarkiddie, liberal, tree fascist to have as discerning a palate as we do.

I can't believe pee pull are being mean on the internet! Everyone who has ever said "redfash" needs to go to their rooms and think about what they've done.

You can do better than that. Come on; rub those "genetically superior" braincells together and try again. No pressure.

Why would anyone ask you for your opinion? It's literally worth less than dog shit.

The flow of quizzes loves a good joke! Lucky number slevin gambles with lives, happiness, and even destiny itself! A classical composition is not enough; A sickingly prodigous profile sickens me. Organisational culture is fucking cosmopolitan, having a trained assassin stay overnight, letting heartbreaking lies roll over us like a summer breeze. Another day tells the tale of towers. A caring mother is a storyteller without equal. Nay! Tomorrow will take you to places you never expected not to visit! A sickingly prodigous profile sat down once more.

No one in the Holy Quadrant has ever said anything about shoplifting in Sacred Scrolls of Socialism, therefore it must be a bourgeoisie distraction! If I try to think of things outside of the specific theory laid down by long dead communists, I'd grow as person and maybe even attain something resembling a coherent worldview!

Can't have that happen.

Anarchist can't work, that's why anarchists need to read Marx and Lenin so they can graduate from their naive utopianism.

See, that's what I've been saying, but no one here takes me seriously! Were it not for the fact that the force ghosts of Marx, Engels, Lenin, and Mao came to me in a fever dream and told me to come here and convert these tree fascist anarkiddie liberals into fine, upstanding soldiers of The Revolution ® for The Second Coming; I'd be outside doing some real communism.

I enjoy extolling the virtues of abstracts like revolution, order, and efficiency; for I, too, am a capitalist.

Purging the ideologically impure is a proud Marxist tradition and I am disgusted to see it co-opted by a bunch of Science fiction loving Syndicalists.

I'm feeling kind of attacked right now.

(Don't look at me, I didn't write this, I'm just a parody account that found something mockable that could easily be adapted to Marxism.)

But why? liberals anarkids anarchists have everything to gain from left unity! Real communists that are devoid of childish, liberal ideals like "freedom" or "autonomy" get disposable pawns more comrades while you guys get...uhhh...ummm. Look, left unity will benefit everyone, I swear!

Idolising individuals is for Marxists.

You're Marxdamned right it is.

You silly utopian, after the state withers away, automatic luxury space communism will kick off and I'll have no need for it.

I'm gonna tell my mommy union on you!

No, that's my the people's bark now. Eating it would be theft.

essentially.

You can't work in a unionized factory for starters. Without rules, what's the point in even having a vanguard?

this isn't a defense of socialism, it's a defense of Marxist-Leninists.

Actually, according to my books (all of which were written by Engels, Marx, and Lenin), Marxism-Leninism is the only real form of socialism, therefore, everything else is utopian liberalism. QED

Soviet interventionism in Catalonia.

Well that's just

H I S T O R I C A L

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Keep in mind that I am not attacking those anarchists who legitimately stand with Leninists and support socialist revolution; these anarchists are good comrades, even if we have theoretical differences.

Yeah, you heard 'em! Fall in line and we'll consider you one of the good ones!

Fortunately, Christians and Marxists are nothing alike. Whenever we wander into Anarkid spaces, we're always polite, respectful, and debate in good faith. We understand exactly what anarcho-liberalism is and we don't try to persuade them to join our cause nor do we tell them to read the texts that make up the foundation of our beliefs. Long story short, Christians and Marxists have nothing in common and I don't get why post-leftists can't see that.

Hello, fellow enlightened socialist who is obviously not influenced by that DEMON Stirner or his non-dialectical ideology.

Something something withering away something something.

Finally, someone I can understand!