I post on raddle

“I began seeing the way those stories were interpreted and being used almost as a means to—and I don’t say this lightly—but to control people,” Jones said.

Is this not religion in its entirety????? Where's that shocked electric rat when you need 'em?

I have no fucking idea how anyone is ever interested in me.

u r so fkn hot

I feel left out by all this Zoe Baker talk. Vaush all over again. I'm sure I'll get around to googling them eventually, but I think I prefer the second-hand shit talking on raddle. If they ain't good enough for my virtual homies, why should I care?

Where do you think the violence started?

In celebration of this glorious day, I will do nothing.

Happy Birthday :3

I'm in love~

What a beautiful liar ...

civ can't end fast enough

Ditto on the copy. Sounds interesting.

unjust hierarchies

🙄

When I look into the river, I can see all that goes on behind me: willows swaying, clouds or stars or emptiness above, swallows and bats divebombing me and hawks and eagles so high above, watching for prey.

Lucky you. When I look into the bodies of water near me, all I see is foam and plastic.

I was considering finally making a reddit account after all these years, you know, to talk shit to "anarchists," but I think I rather prioritize my mental health. I don't know how you do it.

largely unimaginable

I'll shed a single tear for Mad Max fans everywhere. It ain't happening.

This is a post informing everyone that I did not read that shit. Have a nice day.

yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ... you should've left this in the cringe thread.

That's cool. The most I've done is eat my own cum, which isn't all that exciting. People eat cum all the time. I should try eating my leg or liver. Much more of a brag.

It feels so imposing to be who I am.

I can relate. I often feel like an annoyance to my housemates. I complain about meat and cars and sexism, constantly. They do those things, constantly. We impose on each other with our words, yet, the need for idle talk remains. A house full of extroverts and no one likes what the other has to say. Like a clown booked for a funeral, funny and sad all at once.

I look forward to your posts on raddle. I bet other people do too. Your presence can't be an burden if people are asking for it.

I know message boards aren't exactly a replacement for IRL interactions, but whenever I'm feeling social and I got no one around that would appreciate my brain diarrhea, I hop online and shitpost. I've been posting more lately. Perhaps I should find new housemates? Harder to do when the housemates are family.

It's hard out there for ethical cheese stans. They gotta solve Zelda-tier puzzles just to get a fix of their already stolen, putrid block of tit juice.

As the fairies say, "Two wrongs don't make a right."

"But three rights make left!"

Make three rights into the veggie aisle. Play a different game. Go vegan.

Post harder, daddy.

Name the essay and give a rough deadline.

I made a LinkedIn profile once.

You're writing a book

with

I'm assuming

intent to sell

sell a lot

and you manage to write the most worthless post on raddle?

Good luck.

so wait, you creep on message boards and then manipulate women in distress to send you nudes? Do you share them? ... because that would be gross. I feel like half of porn on the internet is dudes sharing nudes without consent.