Greenman wrote

How animals act depends largely on how you treat them. That said, those hairless apes will enslave your entire species to pass the time. Once I saw one of their young harness the power of the great sun god Marve. Just started lighting ants on fire left and right. I'll never forget that day. That was way back in 1998, when The Undertaker threw Mankind off Hell in a Cell, who then fell 16ft through an announcers table. AS GOD AS MY WITNESS, HE IS BROKEN IN HALF!