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Nice, i rolled out waving apiece of paper at cashier to say bye.....online pick up baby. I first came in and saw he was alone so I asked where to go for pick up and he said the back so I just went to the machines (not in view of anyone) put in cart, grabbed another item real quick I liked and rolled out lol I want to go back just haven't yet in case someone was on camera watching but doubtful.

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No......worse actually. The only thing going through my head is now how/when/why am I going to return this smoothly and when was last return and which location ugh just causes stress really lol The purchase is only for diversion and/or the product is too large to conceal but I want it. HL was easy to buy clearance shit and swap tickets for returns because they are so dumb how they do their pos system and receipts. Go look it up if you have never seen them. I made all my money back PLUS an obscene amount of merch. Exploited the f*ck out of them and didn't even know where all that slick shit came from, thought for a bit I was a natural born thief, a prodigy if you will, good thing hubs and I were already divorcing cause he wasn't having that shit lol I was like yep the timing is amazing I agree there's the door, hold it open for me? I'm off to go get a bunch of shit you never got me nikka. We need a shoplifting version of the Destiny's Child song where they pay their own bills. Epic

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Trufax just seems like that's a high you can't let consume you. lol filling up the car would be great but little excessive if not going for a VERY dangerous record and bragging rights but more power to you, share if you accomplish this sometime!

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Damn that sux I do not envy you girl! Ever try to work on it so you don't suffer as bad when not able to? Made me think about mine. I go through phases often and not sure if this is going to be brief or last a while. It's been periodic throughout life though just not to this level of dedication. I will think of an idea and want to go try it and if I can't I get pissed off and sideways but I just postpone it and wait. Somedays I don't feel like it and rarely there have been a cpl fucked up days where I wasn't stealing shit in stores I do not steal from, looked nice as usual, and was treated by them as if I had, putting me on the defense. It wasn't paranoia either and I didn't notice at first so I just made myself aware and did my shit and left. Still do not get it ....total irony though. That happen to anyone? What would you say it is?

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Nice! Heard they're expensive. Where I live, there are quite a few beauty shops for the black girls with weave and wigs but I am not sure if they carry much for white girls hair types except I bet they could hook up some wicked af extensions. Heard those were expensive as well. Can anyone recommend a good hypnotist trainer so I can steal some extensions + the installation? (Only if it's part of a chain of course) Thanks in advance....! x

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Maybe they had a suspicion but just kept an eye on it sounds like. Happened to me but luckily when they got fed up they did the 'bust' with me empty handed. Lucky really. Wait though..... they didn't prosecute or ban you? Sounds a little too good to be true but wth do I know. You should go pray or something and donate some time or money to a good charity for good measure cause Karma just gave you a pass brother and prob expects some good shit. Never know....if they have proof you stole and decided to or are finishing up final touches on a case against you, they should have about a year (most states I think) to officially charge you. Read up on the laws people! Know your limits! and use the f*ck out of those just-under limits if youre unable to stop and have been caught a few times. Read about this state so fed up with shoplifting they team up with Wal to try and give people ridiculous sentences. Guy stands a chance though because his lawyers are good and also because he knew the limits to stay under but finding this out irritated the already harsh judge so it should look like a coincidence and not $1 away from limit..... 12 years in prison I think check it out here https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2018/may/17/walmart-shoplifting-helping-hike-sentences-court

Biggest misconception in lifting is rotating lifts from a store with multiples in the area. You better be good because they communicate and the one you never steal from because it's close to home? Done, they know and your out or at least very uncomfortable with your new shopping companion 10 ft up your ass until ban is issued I promise you it happens. Long breaks in between a series of lifts at Wal, Tar, others similar, are 100% required in my book. I always assume by the third time I'm out that I'm also flagged because I believe I am and a little paranoia keeps your ass out of jail. I do this especially with Wal overall because even though I hate Walmart truly madly deeply....they are fuckin everywhere and I don't want to be banned and really need to get inside one ...lol but yea I go on sprees during Xmas and get creative switching it up and then breath for a while. I noticed this first year doing it that I had gained a little extra eye on me so I played the perfect customer till it dies down. Note sure of a standard time frame to be able to get back into a groove before breaking but they have a decently high enough turnover rate depending on location. You have to know the store really. The only kind of rotation that a good shoplifter should be doing is 4(good) - 6 (expert) months focusing on a few diff stores like the shoes store, drugstore, clothes shop etc then switch over to the stores that have missed you in the last several months like the git n split, fry king, electronics store. Idk I could be wrong but it's nice to me when I walk in a store with a low turnover rate to see a familiar face SMILE at me and say "how are you? Haven't see you in a while". and MEAN it (helps I buy shit there too to have that). Of course the whole time I"m like this idiot is still here? Ugh here comes fake conversation and extra time spont in here I do not want' but you have to suck it up. Try it if you come back. Again with the charity though. Seriously. That pass you got doesn't even happen unless you're Benjamin Button.

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Because the creative crafters make good money off of things they make with Cricut. I can see how but costly. I lifted one not too long ago because I'm a light crafter but I find it tedious just to make one shirt ugh. Software sucks too and needs a real programmer. Hell I think I had more fun stocking up on every art supply I could ever need (or fit into my little apt organized) than I have actually using them lol!

Anyway I have been trying to figure out how to get those damn mats just for myself but no bag (and I use good size ones) I have will fit them and you said roll out? How can you do that and not get seen/banned? Sometimes I get a larger item snuck out on the bottom of the basket but it's size allows me to where my empty-ish cart wouldn't look right with a cricut mat on bottom. So roll out....can you elaborate?

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I have lifted one. I was able to because it was at a different retailer and they were on the floor away from view of registers and cameras and there was a certain program available in store that allowed walkouts very easily. I feel this is sacred info lol I've been to all craft stores in my very large city and have only seen this one store not have them (for the time being) strictly behind the registers. If they aren't behind the registers or floor then they may be in back so get yourself some blueprints and get creative on a busy evening but if you're only out to make money, (my Cricut was for me but I screwed up and grabbed the air and not the new maker lol still great tho) make sure you are using a canvas bag like a purse. Craft stores don't look twice at large crafting bags just don't take in multiple. Stock up on Vinyl that looks hard to come by, the ones low on stock for example but not plain black and white, and the higher priced ones. You could easy fit 8 and more in those but make sure the height still allows for you to close the bag (add a small section of velcro if you have to and lift it there, they have it in spades). If they don't lock up sewing machines then bring a bag for one and make it a quick in and out. They do not have many cameras and at my store, they are all on one side of the store and are not good quality. there are 2 in the middle but again easily dodged and as always there are many up front because employees are the highest cause of shrink believe it or not. Go check out a similar craft store to them. Joann is good for a cpl sweeps to get what you need but not to make a profit. Good luck

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OMFG girl me too! Fairly recent with my divorce and being on my own for the first time ever while in early 30's. The only thing I will miss about the marriage was sharing the bills.....I miss it terribly. Love the solo act so much more than I ever thought I would and being able to do whatever I want, win! lol so go ahead girl and preach that shit <3

PS Don't get caught.... We need more of us out there maintaining the balance.

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Really? There are more teens and tweens or wtf ever they are on this site than any other age group from what it looks like to me because it's petty theft which naturally kids are drawn too. Bitching sure as hell isn't gonna help but I feel your aggravation. You're real shit and strictly serious business is not going to be found through HTTPS anyway and you should know that. As for the funny jokes and laughs, I like that shit and I think when I'm sharing and learning with others about stuff that could land my ass in jail/pen for a while it's nice to have a few laughs so don't be such a tight ass. Don't like jokers? Cool I respect that. I don't like up tight asses. Fair enough. Lets get back to business? Awesome.

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Go study LP somewhere else! If you've lifted long enough you'd know this by now regardless of weather. Like you haven't been indoors somewhere not planing to steal so unprepared and didn't find a way to make it work? I think its fishy.....lmao. When all else fails just stick to malls....lots of options all the time but do NOT get caught and banned...and always have a bag or multiple from any store even outside of the mall. A bag from outside the mall from say ...Michaels shouldn't flag because it could be a return although I would always go for a mall bag when possible. Also malls are great because as long as you have a vehicle you can dump as much as you like pretty much up to a point (don't overdo it to where security might hone in) and repark on a side of the mall you havent been in to keep from back n forth on camera. Danm I'm good and I haevn't even shoplifted that long..... pays to be an older, smexy ex-housewife with wisdom or maybe it's in my jeans...(hahaha) anyway that's a great tip if I've ever seen one. Boom yw

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Oh and d0e....bro.. This place, full of inbred, power-hungry, religious fanatics just so happens to be unlike any other place and filled with more than any other place that tries to imitate...it's like that scene where we discover the secret succulent candy room containing the chocolate fountain with Wonka before that little fat fuck contaminates it and fuckin ruins it for everyone else and almost dies but yeah, just like that kinda ....it's a tough one. Say you are a gamer but got banned from every gamer store and not only did you have to rent them online only but you had to pay a ton in shipping every time...It's gonna be ok and I know because I have faith and this just happens to be the right kind of place for that type of positive thinking :DDDDDDDDDDD lmao x

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Nice. I kind of have a plan if I got stopped. No ID on me and my grandparents JUST moved from their house of 11 years right down the road from these two stores so I would have that all legit n ready to go. Plates are not in my name as I havent gotten the Reg yet sine I bought car but it could still be found out just way late from car dealership. Meaning when/if those jerks started on me I would bust out address, phone numbers, child hood stories, and add in some real bs just to keep it going like I'd be rappin .....shit so fast Eminem would get jealous. Lmao and I listen to rock but Eminem is legit. Yeah I find it hard to think they got the notice and have my face memorized (if so then not for long) but who does more than glance at the email and list of banned people of the month and REALLY make a mental note. Hell with my luck, I'd already be featured in the new training video and half the staff are all equipped with a photogenic memory n shit. Haha! K I'm a beginner at forums n such so I'm gonna try to find your thread, is there a link or something?

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Yes and had I knew at 15 what I know now, I wouldn't have taken so much because it was just tacky and it all went to waste anyway from not being used. Not that age is a great excuse but it is almost always a guarantee something will happen (getting caught) sooner rather than later (how else do we learn right?) Is it just me or are there more 18 n under on this forum than above?

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I know youre right....I always buy an item or 2, maybe more (I don't have to lift everything luckily) but can't always afford to use that to cover my habit so I did returns. I put a lot of thought and planning into spreading them out, not returning everything as often, basiclaly realistic with all of it but I still think THAT and my frequency was in excess. I'm not sure though...frequency would def not be an issue now at 2 hrs away but I know I provided no incriminating evidence thankfully. Thanks for the input :)

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The never used to have cameras lol I was 15 and my neighbor (in her 30s) worked there. She was like "You can take whatever you want". Bet your ass I did too. They were closed and I went up there with her and I filled up like 7 bags of stuff. Later like within the week she told me they had done inventory and they noticed a bunch of shit missing and she had blamed me but it's not like I ever went there so I didn't go back for a while lol I'm sure the manager got fired for that loss though, I hadn't realized at the time that that amount of greed prob just screwed a cpl people, my neighbor got let go but she didn't care. Anywho that was about 15-ish years ago so check the ones located in shopping centers. The smaller they are, they'll prob just have mirrors in back and kid working front. GL

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The never used to have cameras lol I was 15 and my neighbor (in her 30s) worked there. She was like "You can take whatever you want". Bet your ass I did too. They were closed and I went up there with her and I filled up like 7 bags of stuff. Later like within the week she told me they had done inventory and they noticed a bunch of shit missing and she had blamed me but it's not like I ever went there so I didn't go back for a while lol I'm sure the manager got fired for that loss though, I hadn't realized at the time that that amount of greed prob just screwed a cpl people, my neighbor got let go but she didn't care. Anywho that was about 15-ish years ago so check the ones located in shopping centers. The smaller they are, they'll prob just have mirrors in back and kid working front. GL