Bealotcoolerifyoudid

Bealotcoolerifyoudid wrote

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Works best for just a tote bag full- use a canvas one or something, the kind people use as a purse or bag, not an actual reusable grocery one.

Walk through, put whatever you want in your tote bag- but first- grab some sliced bread or any bread really and hold it in your hand! Don’t get too greedy make sure your tote isn’t extremely full. Possibly grab one more really cheap thing and hold it in your hand before you get in line to pay.

The point is while your shopping people will assume your tote is a reusable bag (people use random canvas shit they have all the time). They will assume you’re holding bread and not putting that in the bag because you don’t want it to get Smushed

But when you get to the register - I don’t even use self check out, just the 12 or fewer lane ( I think is less Suss)..Ta da now my tote bag is just a regular ol bag/purse whatever. I pay for my bread and usually 2-3 other items I’m carrying in my hands and have them bag it in a regular plastic bag and Leave. They think I’ve just come in for a few items and I’m holding my purse over my shoulder .

While on the floor and shopping I don’t try to hide the fact I’m putting things in my tote- really pretend it’s your reusable bag. But I try as soon as possible to start holding things in my hands as well ...by the time you get up there no one knows what the fucks going on and since you’re paying and in a regular lane you can do this repeatedly at stores you frequent.

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Bealotcoolerifyoudid wrote (edited )

Reply to by !deleted11235

  • 5 free people sweaters
  • 1free people dress
  • 1 Alexi and ani bracelet
  • 1 Kate spade sunglasses
  • 2 Shirt/skirt from Zara
  • Tote bag full of groceries

All today’s trip

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