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‘Coffee Cultivation Merely Extends The System Of Colonial Oppression,’ Recite Nation’s 180,000 Radicalized Starbucks Employees After 3-Hour Anti-Bias Training
ISIS Adds Few Violent White Supremacists In Bid To Get U.S. To Rescind Terrorist Designation
Humanity Surprised It Still Hasn’t Figured Out Better Alternative To Letting Power-Hungry Assholes Decide Everything
Experts Warn Repeated Attempts At Eradicating Obamacare May Have Created Ultra-Resistant Super Law
Area Twitter User Guesses He Could Muster Up 140 More Characters About The Master RaceCEO Worked Way Up From Son Of CEO theonion.com
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Flying Squirrel Loves It Every Time
Cockroaches Feeling Very Optimistic About Future Of Planet
Wealthy Teen Nearly Experiences Consequence
Facebook Users Morbidly Curious What Site Going To Do With Their Personal Data To Recoup $5 Billion Fine
Tips For Staying Civil While Debating Child Prisons
Cop Hired For Posting Racist Rant On Social Media
Dallas Cops Plant Black Suspect At Murder Scene
Man Waiting To See How Few More Decades Of Racial Violence Play Out Before Taking Action
Silicon Valley Leaders Sit Down With Wildfire At Investment Meeting After Being Impressed By Its Rapid Expansion
White Nationalist Movement: Myth Vs. Fact
Paraguay Panics After Discovering Rich Deposit Of Natural Resources
White Supremacist Tired After Long Day Of Interviews With Mainstream News OutletsEntire Facebook Staff Laughs As Man Tightens Privacy Settings theonion.com
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Gates Foundation Pledges $25 Billion To Eradicate Whatever Disease Drives People To Support Taxing The Rich
Sweating, Shaking Pharmaceutical CEO Says He Can Stop Profiting Off Opioid Epidemic Anytime He Wants
This War Will Destabilize The Entire Mideast Region And Set Off A Global Shockwave Of Anti-Americanism vs. No It Won’t (The Onion, 2003)
Queen Elizabeth Announces Success Of Monarchy’s Recent Diversity Initiative
FBI Uncovers Al-Qaeda Plot To Just Sit Back And Enjoy Collapse Of United States
Peaceful Protest Interrupted By Swarm Of Aggressive Black-Clad MilitantsCommunists Now Least Threatening Group In U.S. theonion.com
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Progressive Company Pays Both Men And Women 78% Of What They Should Be Earning
Elon Musk Insists He’d Be Much More Innovative Pedophile Than Thailand Rescue Worker
Nation Shudders To Think How Bad Things Would Seem If They Didn’t Have Access To A Never-Ending Torrent Of Free Pornography
U.S. Flag Recalled After Causing 143 Million Deaths
‘Can Anyone Hear Me?’ Shout Terrified Climate Scientists Frantically Waving Arms As Passersby Walk Straight Through Them
‘The Onion’ Has Chosen To Publish An Anonymous Op-Ed From Two Sources Close To Trump Who Think Their Dad Is The Best President Ever
ExxonMobil CEO Depressed After Realizing Earth Could End Before They Finish Extracting All The Oil
Impoverished Kenyan Bean Picker Can’t Wait To See What Starbucks Has To Say About Racial Sensitivity
FBI Uncovers Al-Qaeda Plot To Just Sit Back And Enjoy Collapse Of United States‘The Onion’ Has Chosen To Publish An Anonymous Op-Ed From Two Sources Close To Trump Who Think Their Dad Is The Best President Ever theonion.com
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Humanity Surprised It Still Hasn’t Figured Out Better Alternative To Letting Power-Hungry Assholes Decide Everything
Report Suggests Stalin Was Just One Great Purge Away From Creating Communist Utopia
U.S. Aid To Venezuela Just Lit Stick Of Dynamite Painted To Look Like Carrot
Study Finds Mass Extinction Could Free Up Billions Of Dollars In Conservation Funding By 2024
Authorities Claim The True Austin Bomber Was Everyone Who Failed This Sensitive, Promising Kid
Fox News Debuts Premium Channel For 24-Hour Coverage Of Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez
Beauty Industry Announces Massive New Initiative To Make Women Self-Conscious About Their Palms
Planet Earth Doesn't Know How To Make It Any Clearer It Wants Everyone To Leave
Mark Zuckerberg Argues High Taxes On Wealthy Could Stifle Innovation In Human Suffering