After nine years, one of my few remaining cis, straight, male friends turned out to be not so straight after all. To add insult to injury, he's even become fashion-conscious. I predict my only other friend in this category won't hold out very long either, so I am seeking new friends to be my tokens!
Wardrobe that makes it look like you picked everything out with your eyes closed.
Be someone I've misplaced my trust in when I vent to you about the ills of being trans in a cis society.
Uses 2-in-1 shampoo/body wash, no conditioner, no other hair care products.
Won't explore any interests, feelings, or desires if they're even slightly outside of society's rigid gender norms for at least 5 years.