Submitted by lettuceLeafer in thoughts (edited )

Edit: I'm sorry I reread and it's not that funny. But in my head I keep seeing Ben Shapiro loosing his mind as he's watching me naked except for a pope hat flirt with Jesus and talk about his dick. All while 80s porn music plays.

Yes my post isn't funny but I'm having the time of my life imaging this stuff. Yes it's great.

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lettuceLeafer OP wrote (edited )

Think of how much of a Chad I could be if I fucked someone cosplaying Jesus. I could go on first date and go, hey babe u wanna watch me fuck Jesus.

Mia Khalifa went viral having sex in a hijab. It shouldn't be too hard to get the christoids in a moral panic over porn featuring Jesus being gay. Oh I could dress up as the pope. Even better.

(Yes I have been making plans for marketing a socia media to get money seriously.) I just thought of having sex with Jesus as a serious idea and it was way too funny for me to think about.

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lettuceLeafer OP wrote (edited )

Omg, it enters with a pope praying about how much he loves Jesus. Then god says he will send a test to make sure the pope's prayers r true. Then Jesus is sent down again for the explicit purpose of having a one night stand with the pope.

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