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Majrelende wrote
Reply to You heard it here first! by asterism
It may be that you have too much time on your hands.
asterism OP wrote
Reply to comment by Fool in Front page is looking different these days by asterism
I was sort of hoping people might think that.
Fool wrote
Reply to Front page is looking different these days by asterism
I initially thought those were joke titles you'd made up.
Archaplain wrote (edited )
Reply to Front page is looking different these days by asterism
Gnu/Linux sort filter when
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asterism OP wrote
Reply to comment by tuesday in You heard it here first! by asterism
I tried but the devil wouldn't let me.
tuesday wrote
Reply to comment by asterism in You heard it here first! by asterism
Weird that you didn't upvote it.
lettuceLeafer wrote (edited )
Reply to comment by tuesday in You heard it here first! by asterism
Oh God, /u/Ziqs pregnant and gillis is the father!!!!
Edit: I've actually been trying to be friends with gillis on mastodon. When they aren't talking about anti civ or transhumanism they are pretty interesting and have a lot of good stuff to say. But it would be an absolute meme. And I'm making some headway, I got them to like my reply lol
asterism OP wrote
Reply to comment by tuesday in You heard it here first! by asterism
There's a reason that post has 666 upvotes!
tuesday wrote
Reply to You heard it here first! by asterism
Now I'm just imagining what kind of creature ziq's first born would be.
lettuceLeafer OP wrote (edited )
Show this to Vaush and they will become a AnPrim immediately
lettuceLeafer wrote
Reply to comment by __0 in Growing busses in your garden by ChaosAnarchy
Sadly you can't grow sprouts but you can grow yeast.
Free nootch!!! Tho for some reason everyone who is growing nootch in their bussy wants to get rid of it and there are no guides to get the garden started. How disappointing
ChaosAnarchy OP wrote
Reply to comment by __0 in Growing busses in your garden by ChaosAnarchy
😳
__0 wrote
Reply to Growing busses in your garden by ChaosAnarchy
Broke: growing busses in your garden
Woke: ✨growing a garden in your bussy✨
Majrelende wrote
Reply to Growing busses in your garden by ChaosAnarchy
Reminds me of Zhuangzi and the enormous gourd that could have been a boat.
catachresis wrote
Reply to comment by catachresis in You Say the American Government Will Never Solve Climate Change? I Disagree I think There is a Good Chance They Will Solve it by lettuceLeafer
I want to come to a description of what post-acceleration would be.
We can accept acceleration as a coping method for the tragedy that is yet to come, a desire for chaos felt deep in our hearts, a projection of the future based on our fear of Leviathan’s path.
However, I refuse to accept accelerationism as an absolutely positive praxis. I want my actions and choices to minimize harm and I find accelerationism to be incompatible with that desire.
“Someone once said that it is easier to imagine the end of the world than to imagine the end of capitalism. We can now revise that and witness the attempt to imagine capitalism by way of imagining the end of the world.” - Frederic Jameson
Acceleration is the answer to this quote and if we agree with this quote; that imagining the end of the world is the easiest way to imagine the end of capitalism, why do we not identify as accelerationists?
When I reflect on Trump’s presidency I have a fondness his victory resulted in weakening capitalism more than if Hillary had won, but I would never be brave enough to say this out loud around most people in fear of being labeled something negative nor would I encourage voting for Trump as an act of accelerationism.
I don’t know what to make of all this.
catachresis wrote
Reply to You Say the American Government Will Never Solve Climate Change? I Disagree I think There is a Good Chance They Will Solve it by lettuceLeafer
It’s accelerationism all the way down
asterism OP wrote
Reply to Truly a battle for the ages. by asterism
Also I am totally not being intentionally misleading in order to lightly troll you.
lettuceLeafer OP wrote
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Also Im trying to get in the habit of getting up as soon as I wake up. By rising like a vampire out of a coffin and then getting right onto my latest scheme bc I'm already wearing my clothes and have my important stuff on.
tuesday wrote
Reply to praxis by plasticspoon
snitches don't get airsofts. >:|
Fool wrote
Reply to comment by lettuceLeafer in I'm Requesting Thoughts and Prayers. I Have Read too Much Lao Tzu and Bruce Lee and now my Levels of Greed, Power Fantasies, Envy and Ego are scarily Low. This Might be the End of the Greedy LettuceLeafer Posting Era. by lettuceLeafer
The Void that can be referenced is not the Great Void.
- lousy
Fool wrote
Reply to comment by !deleted31767 in I'm Requesting Thoughts and Prayers. I Have Read too Much Lao Tzu and Bruce Lee and now my Levels of Greed, Power Fantasies, Envy and Ego are scarily Low. This Might be the End of the Greedy LettuceLeafer Posting Era. by lettuceLeafer
The he void wants you all to know its tired of being stared at.
Then it should stop staring. It shouldn't do it, if it doesn't want to be starred at.
Eye contact makes it uncomfortable.
Then it shouldn't press it's eyes against me. It leaves eye liquid on my eyelids.
the void wants to know why you don't return its calls.
I kept trying, but it never answered, maybe it can send a message of some sort.
asterism OP wrote
Reply to comment by Majrelende in You heard it here first! by asterism
nah, I could probably put out one of these in five minutes. Its rather simple to do.