Submitted by Syzygy in shitpost

I am an anarchist and these are questions that people frequently ask me along with my usual responses:

How was your day?

It was whatever.

You doing anything this weekend?

Nah, why?

So, like, what do you do for fun?

Uh.... read... and watch movies and ride my bike and...uh.... paint. Yeah, paint.

How are you doing?

Fabulous. Yourself?

Do you work tomorrow?

Unfortunately.

What you been up to lately?

Just chilling, I guess.

How was your weekend?

It was good! Mostly sat around.

Wanna have a drink after work?

Nah, I gotta catch the train.

You coming?

Yeah, yeah. I'm on my way.

You need a ride home?

Yes please~

Can you cover my shift?

Nah, sorry. I'm really busy that day.

Did you watch [new movie] yet?

Oh, no. Didn't even know there was a new one out. Or seen the first four....

Wanna hang this weekend?

Yeah, I'm down.

Did you hear about [thing in the news?]

Nah, tell me about it though.

Do you want a bite of this?

No thanks!

Why not?

Oh, I'm vegan. But thanks for offering!

Wait, you're vegan? What do you even eat?

Mostly beans.

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