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noordinaryspider wrote

Somebody I've been posting with online for awhile picks up on the fact that a funny joke is actually serious but I don't know that so I keep right on drinking my brandy.

Kids are at the sitters, rain's pouring down, headphones are on, nobody gives a fuck how many times I've been listening to this song or what is going on in my head. I'm safe. I'm thinking about my trans bro and noticing that my man-born bro is the exact same age as mj---not the kind I'm smoking, because that's legal and it says on the package that it was harvested last week.

Not THAT mj, the mj you call "Wacko Jacko", but I've got my headphones on and I'm suckin' on my bottle of Christian Brother's like a good little girl because I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.

But then there's this godamnmotherfuckingcocksucking KNOCK on my door and this strange voice I've never heard before in my life and it's saying, very calmly and ratiuonally as if it actually knows what it's talking about:

"ButterflyzRfree123? It's me, IHateTrump2002. I'm not going to hurt you, I only want to talk. I know you're in there because nobody in this dump but you would ever name their wireless network 'join-us-now-and-share-the-software' and I figured out your password easily enough. You don't have to open the door unless you want to, but I'm not going to go away until you don't need me any more. There's a text file in your home/documents/personal/stupidstuff/myfavoriteposters/2018 file that I want you to read while I use my bolt cutters to break into your back yard and set up my tent so I don't freak out your neighbours. No worries, everything's cool."

I'm probably on the kinky side for Raddle, though. Mostly just cis, gay, trans, furries, and normal kink to the best of my knowledge.