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emma wrote

having zero libido forever


OldHippieChick wrote

BTDT bought the T shirt and like most sexual fantasies, it's probably more fun to think about than actually do.

Please stockpile birth control pills[1] while you can if someone said, "It's a girl!" when you were born; I didn't and look how I turned out.

[1] DIY HRT but you have to cut them in half and do more research than I can emotionally handle right now.


GaldraChevaliere wrote

A big, comfy bed with all my closest friends, everyone at a stage of development or acceptance with their body that they're completely comfortable with themselves, and nothing else we have to do for the next three days.

A little less romantically, said closest friends tying me to that bed and taking turns on me.


OldHippieChick wrote

Since I'm asexual but not aromatic, your first fantasy sounds lovely and much better than my own. Can I borrow it for an hour or so while you're not using it? I'll wash it before I bring it back.


mofongo wrote

Having multiple orgasm, consistently.


rot wrote

Why are you obsessed with peoples sex lives?


OldHippieChick wrote

It's called "voyeurism" and, although it is usually an attempt to gather information that can be later used to hurt people, in statistically insignificant cases it could be a self-soothing attempt by a suicidal individual in crisis.


martasultan wrote

the only good porn for me is riot porn