Submitted by lettuceLeafer in meta_

Raddle used to be such a perverted. Talk of dad dick, sex Forrest and bdsm. But today my excellent post on public displays of cock and ball torture for one yes one less upvote than a fraggle rock music video.

This is absolutely abhorrent. I tried to protest by making a comment threatening a culture war on raddle to propagandize people into being perverts but I sided against it because I don't even know people on this site anymore. Raddle is a stranger because if it's no a den of perverts what is it. Idk.

And it just makes me cry in real life to understand the harsh reality that fraggle rock could get one more upvote than cock and ball torture. It has been such a grave betrayal and I can't believe all the Perverts are gone.

I was going to make a post about my discovery into becoming a mini sex god by doing transhumanism to put vibrators on your mouth and genitals but no there is no point. Fragglerock has taken away my perverts. Once people on this site would go out and have gay gangbangs but now the don't and instead what I must assume is masturbate while watching fraggle rock instead. To rive their pervert hornieness.

This is why I'm leaving raddle as my kind aren't welcome since I'm a FRERP. Fraggle Rock Exclusionary Radical Pervert. These cultural Marist anti materialism ideology fraggle rock is corrupting adults minds. Instead of being perverts they just watch wholesome children's television.

I can't emphasize enough the pain it brings me from fraggle rock stealing MY perverts away.

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asterism wrote

Talk of dad dick,

My friend's dad's name is Richard. He goes by Dick.

sex Forrest

In the movie Forrest Gump Forrest has sex with Jenny.

BDSM

Bible Discussions and Study Meetings? I mean if you want but it might be too hot for Raddle.

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lettuceLeafer OP wrote (edited )

This would be funny normally but it still can't compare to the hilarity of penis or tongue vibrator piercings. Just imaging this absolut unit with a vibrating tongue and penis. Omg you can basically be Zoro from one piece if u grab a dildo or some other kinds sex toy. What a Chad.

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asterism wrote

I would be amused if someone did a poor editing job to replace zoros swords with dildos. Ditto for the star wars films

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asterism wrote

Lol imagine your trying to sip a hot beverage and your tongue just goes off.

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lettuceLeafer OP wrote

If fairness my bet would be that you live day to day with a metal barbell an the remove it and then pop the vibrator in. Tho I guess theoretically you could just be doing so much oral sex the unconvinced of changing them would be worth eating with a vibrator in your mouth

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asterism wrote

*hears a vibration*

Is that your phone or are you just happy to see me?

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lentils wrote

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asterism wrote

Big Data, Small Microchips

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kin wrote

Boycott, Divestment, Sanctions and haMas

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kin wrote

Berkeley Distributed a Software, what now Microsoft?

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A_Fool wrote (edited )

Quick Billy, Lettuce is in trouble!

Turn on the /u/emoticons signal!

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lettuceLeafer OP wrote

Ah sick, a new person on raddle. I now require u to state your most controversial take so I know how based you are. This is required due to my authority as self appointed chairman of Raddle.

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A_Fool wrote

I'm new but not a new person, you'll have to come back later for one of those.

Controversial take... We should see if we can get Defence Intelligence sponsorship for Raddle, just to mess with people that say it's CIA sponsored.

You didn't appoint yourself chairman, only a fool would appoint you chairman.

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kin wrote

She's probably involved in a hybrid war against the Leviathan™

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kin wrote

The Pervert's Guide to RADDLE thought
by Slettucevoj Zileaferzek

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