Submitted by lettuceLeafer in meta_

See I wanted to talk about how hecking nonbinary jabba the hutt is and how great an idea it is for trans fems to take steroids. I hoped to start a great inside joke about the gender gender queer urge to put death pits in their house. All fascinating topics.

I was hoping for people to come to "wow lettuceleafer u r so smart and amazing for opening my eyes to the fact that jaba the Hutt is a nonbinary icon. Did I mention u are very hot n amazing and the idea of steroids and skirts being a killer combo is so brilliant. You would do pull off a death pit I have the same urges myselt"

"Wow lettuceleafer I'm changing the background image of nonbinary forum to jabba the Hutt right now bc he's just such a hecking icon."

"Jabba the Hutt is so friken gender queer you are absolutely right. Here is my idea on how to express gender like jabba and a jabba inspired outfit"

But none of these things happened. U stinking Raddlers spent ur time talking about shitty Reddit and fox news. How the fuck is Reddit and fox news the interesting topic but the gender of jabba the Hutt is not. Frankly I think this poor taste of discussion is very disappointing.

Fuck raddle. I'm going to go so be my time figuring out the esthetic of the androgenous feminine roid rage, how much I would like to have a gender presentation like jabba and figure out how to implement a death trap in my house to drop my enemies in.

Have fun not talking about jabba the hut and watching Fox news. While I do fucking abominable gender shit on my lonesome.

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metocin wrote

I wish we just pretended that reddit didn't exist lol

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lettuceLeafer OP wrote

I'm actually not upset tbh. Tho I was a little annoyed no one wanted to talk about jabba the Hutt bc i really wanted to talk about it and I had no one to discuss it with. I mostly am making a joke

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lettuceLeafer OP wrote

What that's actually interesting tho. Why did u make that connection?

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lettuceLeafer OP wrote

That connection actually might be true. Lucas wrote star wars based on a lot of old classics. Then added a bunch of sci Fi. So jabba starting out as a sci Fi star wars might actually be how he was wrote. Lol

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moonlune wrote (edited )

Star wars: Queer Battlefront, brought to you by EA.

  • turn into a trans slug and pick up all the girls
  • do bottom surgery like darth vador
  • only 60€ for the base game + 4€ per gaming session
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lettuceLeafer OP wrote (edited )

BTW hutts have the ability to literally eat humans and human sized creatures whole.

So a scenario where someone acts transphobic so you literally grab them with your tongue and swallow them while would be cool.

If transhumanists promised a future where trans women could swallow transphobia whole like tom kench Might get swayed over tbh.

Tho it's more realistic that you have to play slots to get the rare drop of token for a 1 hour play session than a flat 4 euro fee.

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veuzi wrote

I wholeheartedly approve of drowning out reddit drama with finely crafted Jabba the Hutt shitposting

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mima wrote

I vote for banning posts about reddit and fox and instead replace them with jabba shitposting

wait

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lettuceLeafer OP wrote (edited )

Oh God, I can't wait for the post on ask raddle "what do you think head from jabba the hut would be like".

I did put my answer below. Tho I decided to spare you that horror.

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tuesday wrote

i love you but hutt had slaves.

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moonlune wrote (edited )

  • owns a holes in the ground

  • has slaves

  • doesn't exist in real life

J the H was an ancap???!

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lettuceLeafer OP wrote

Yeah of course. You can be a gender queer icon but still a shitty person. Like jaba is a characature of evil. It would def be messed up if I wanted to live like him lol. Tho he is my favorite manifestation of gender. And jabba makes having some slaves look like a petty crime due to the vast magnitude of shit he did in his life lol.

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Fool wrote (edited )

Stop misgendering Jabba!

He's already conscious about his masculinity (with the baby and all) but you can't just leave it be.

I bet he's crying right now. I want you to say sorry right now!

Not many everyone can be as comfortable in themselves, and as Derelicte as you!

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lettuceLeafer OP wrote

I couldn't remember what derelict meant for a bit. Then I was quite pleased when I looked up the definition.

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fortmis wrote

i want to formally apologize for not talking about jabba yesterday :( what a wasted day :( I will spend the next 35 days repenting by linking everything to jabba :( long live jabba :(

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