Submitted by ziq in meta (edited )

https://archive.fo/IQQ4A

Take a friend with you when you lift, and make him fake a seizure. Walk in at different times, and then your friend would fake a seizure causing most staff including and mainly LP to attend while you can just walk out with you haul. If ambulance end up coming, your friend can just make up an excuse, "mentally ill" or whatever.


Act deaf when caught. Let's say you're doing a walkout, just act confused af and if confronted, just play deaf, throw couple of sign languages and A. Ditch your haul and run B. Go to checkout and pay or C. If you got the balls to actually run it with your haul.


When I suggested wearing a burqa for easy concealment, I was muted from this forum for a week.

That's not a bad idea, and if caught just claim Islamphobia. But what's up with all the down votes I got??


Likely the same clown who got a week ban for Islamophobia made the throwaway to throw this "the mods won't let me be shitty, what about my free speech?!!!" tantrum.

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arduinna wrote

Support. Tired of seeing their shit all over that sub.

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