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I refer to the recent death of the Technical Manager at your Company and hereby apply for the replacement of the deceased manager.
Each time I apply for a job, I get a reply that there is no vacancy but in this case I have caught you red-handed and you have no excuse because I even attendeded [sic] attended the funeral to be sure that he was truly dead and buried before applying.
Attached to my letter is a copy of my C.V. and his death certificate.