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ziq OP wrote
We must turn all forest into metropolis.
ziq OP wrote
It's the only way to free ourselves from capitalism
zombie_berkman wrote
Fuck off sonic is cool
ziq OP wrote (edited )
Sonic does nothing but destroy the glorious Dr. Eggman's ingenious machines and turns his incredible sprawling metropolises into rubble. He's the worst. Only an ableist primmie would defend that terrorist scum.
zombie_berkman wrote
Fuck off chud
ziq OP wrote
You'll rue the day you spoke back to DR. ROBOTNIK puny human.
ziq OP wrote (edited )
Okay, so there's this videogame character called Sonic the Hedgehog. He's a freedom fighter.
Dr Robotnik is a mad scientist who is part man, part machine. His idea of utopia is to pave over nature, build a mechanical metropolis and turn everything that lived in the forest into machines.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a5G2ZB450CU&list=PL_LA4m8CuQkxVxI214kr7NVJEeihx-lp3
One day Sonic's chilling in the forest minding his own business and Dr. Robotnik comes along, bulldozes the whole place, and then turns all of Sonic's furry friends into robot-critter hybrids called Badniks.
Sonic has to foil Dr. Robotniks evil transhumanist plans, break his friends out of their new robot bodies and save the forest from industrialization.
alqm wrote
I played this game my whole childhood without being aware of the meaning of the struggle Sonic goes through. Woah.
ziq OP wrote
Mario, on the other hand, is a typical colonialist invading foreign lands and killing every creature in sight to steal all the country's gold.
GrimWillow wrote
GrimWillow wrote
prime meme
mofongo wrote
All to prevent a royal wedding that would bring peace to both kingdoms.
GrimWillow wrote
Too bad that a monarchy isn't a "peaceful" relationship. Not saying Mario is any good though...
zombie_berkman wrote
Cool story ziq
ziq OP wrote
So everyone that talks back to you is me? Stfu. Witch hunts are unbecoming of anarchists.
zombie_berkman wrote
Pulling one out of Prince_kropotkins book I see
Solisition wrote
skip the inbetweens and start posting walle screencaps
ziq OP wrote (edited )
Sonic is a primmie terrorist and needs to be destroyed. Dr. Eggman is so misunderstood, you guys :(