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ziq OP wrote (edited )

Sonic is a primmie terrorist and needs to be destroyed. Dr. Eggman is so misunderstood, you guys :(

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ziq OP wrote (edited )

Sonic does nothing but destroy the glorious Dr. Eggman's ingenious machines and turns his incredible sprawling metropolises into rubble. He's the worst. Only an ableist primmie would defend that terrorist scum.

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ziq OP wrote (edited )

Okay, so there's this videogame character called Sonic the Hedgehog. He's a freedom fighter.

Dr Robotnik is a mad scientist who is part man, part machine. His idea of utopia is to pave over nature, build a mechanical metropolis and turn everything that lived in the forest into machines.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a5G2ZB450CU&list=PL_LA4m8CuQkxVxI214kr7NVJEeihx-lp3

One day Sonic's chilling in the forest minding his own business and Dr. Robotnik comes along, bulldozes the whole place, and then turns all of Sonic's furry friends into robot-critter hybrids called Badniks.

Sonic has to foil Dr. Robotniks evil transhumanist plans, break his friends out of their new robot bodies and save the forest from industrialization.

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ziq OP wrote

Mario, on the other hand, is a typical colonialist invading foreign lands and killing every creature in sight to steal all the country's gold.

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Solisition wrote

skip the inbetweens and start posting walle screencaps

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