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Dumai wrote

stares at this meme for a full minute

yep it's official

i do not understand memes

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ziq wrote (edited )

Okay, so there's this videogame character called Sonic the Hedgehog. He's a freedom fighter.

Dr Robotnik is a mad scientist who is part man, part machine. His idea of utopia is to pave over nature, build a mechanical metropolis and turn everything that lived in the forest into machines.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a5G2ZB450CU&list=PL_LA4m8CuQkxVxI214kr7NVJEeihx-lp3

One day Sonic's chilling in the forest minding his own business and Dr. Robotnik comes along, bulldozes the whole place, and then turns all of Sonic's furry friends into robot-critter hybrids called Badniks.

Sonic has to foil Dr. Robotniks evil transhumanist plans, break his friends out of their new robot bodies and save the forest from industrialization.

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alqm wrote

I played this game my whole childhood without being aware of the meaning of the struggle Sonic goes through. Woah.

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ziq wrote

Mario, on the other hand, is a typical colonialist invading foreign lands and killing every creature in sight to steal all the country's gold.

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mofongo wrote

All to prevent a royal wedding that would bring peace to both kingdoms.

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GrimWillow wrote

Too bad that a monarchy isn't a "peaceful" relationship. Not saying Mario is any good though...

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ziq wrote (edited )

Sonic is a primmie terrorist and needs to be destroyed. Dr. Eggman is so misunderstood, you guys :(

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zombie_berkman wrote

Fuck off sonic is cool

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ziq wrote (edited )

Sonic does nothing but destroy the glorious Dr. Eggman's ingenious machines and turns his incredible sprawling metropolises into rubble. He's the worst. Only an ableist primmie would defend that terrorist scum.

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zombie_berkman wrote

Fuck off chud

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amongstclouds wrote

Who hurt you?

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zombie_berkman wrote

Cool story ziq

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ziq wrote

So everyone that talks back to you is me? Stfu. Witch hunts are unbecoming of anarchists.

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amongstclouds wrote

He's too high on ideology to understand that people are their own unique individuals and would rather make himself look like a total fuckwad. I'm happy he's happy.