Submitted by ziq at May 17, 2018 at 12:09 PM in memer
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Mario, on the other hand, is a typical colonialist invading foreign lands and killing every creature in sight to steal all the country's gold.
All to prevent a royal wedding that would bring peace to both kingdoms.
Too bad that a monarchy isn't a "peaceful" relationship. Not saying Mario is any good though...