Submitted by ziq at May 17, 2018 at 12:09 PM in memer
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stares at this meme for a full minute
yep it's official
i do not understand memes
Okay, so there's this videogame character called Sonic the Hedgehog. He's a freedom fighter.
Dr Robotnik is a mad scientist who is part man, part machine. His idea of utopia is to pave over nature, build a mechanical metropolis and turn everything that lived in the forest into machines.
One day Sonic's chilling in the forest minding his own business and Dr. Robotnik comes along, bulldozes the whole place, and then turns all of Sonic's furry friends into robot-critter hybrids called Badniks.
Sonic has to foil Dr. Robotniks evil transhumanist plans, break his friends out of their new robot bodies and save the forest from industrialization.
I played this game my whole childhood without being aware of the meaning of the struggle Sonic goes through. Woah.
Mario, on the other hand, is a typical colonialist invading foreign lands and killing every creature in sight to steal all the country's gold.
All to prevent a royal wedding that would bring peace to both kingdoms.
Too bad that a monarchy isn't a "peaceful" relationship. Not saying Mario is any good though...
i mean i get the point i just
i just can't okay