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Wholesome_and_Angry wrote

The CHAD Bourgeois!

  • "Works" in a nice room with big windows

  • Work consists of three phone calls a day, yelling at his wageslaves, oggling secretary

  • Takes two to three week vacations every few months. Doesn't learn about local people, history, or culture. Yells at the wageslaves serving him on a ship.

  • Feeds children every day. Consults with a nutritionist. Gym membership. Access to healthcare.

  • Kicks the animals he lives with to show superiority

  • Has (owns) a bourgeois wife, as an accessory

  • Goes to the dentist when his teeth hurt

  • Sends kids to university where they graduate with no debt

I'm getting depressed. Feel free to add to this

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libre_dev wrote

Goes to the dentist when his teeth hurt

Should probably be "before his teeth hurt"

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