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An SJW gets PWNT!!!!

Submitted by RespectWomen in memer (edited )

A chubby multiracial adolescent regressive left Tumblrina was teaching a class on diversity, a code‐word for white genocide. Also she was wearing horn‐rimmed glasses and coloured her hair blue and wore a shirt saying ‘DIE CIS SCUM’.

‘Before the class begins, you must check your privilege and accept that straight white cismales are responsible for every single evil that ever happened anywhere ever!’

At this moment, a normal, logical, rational, logical, normal redpilled White (pronounced HOO-wite) alpha male who made over 11,000 YouTube videos debunking feminists and understood the necessity of free speech and fully supported all business decisions by Donald Trump stood up and held up a wallet.

‘How much money is in this?’

The arrogant professor smirked quite femininely and smugly replied, ‘You have over a million dollars, you clueless rapist!’

‘Wrong. I work in a retail store and live on minimum wage. Since I’m a straight white man and straight white male privilege is, as you say, real… then I should be happy and rich all the time.’

The professor was visibly triggered, and dropped her chalk and copy of An Anarchist FAQ. She stormed out of her safe space crying those SJW crocodile tears. The same tears that SJWs cry for ‘the marginalized’ (who today live in such luxury that they have their own history month and can marry the same sex) when they jealously try to claw justly earned wealth from the real victims of oppression: straight white cismen (which is the politically correct way of saying ‘normal people’). There is no doubt that at this point our professor, (((Anita Binx))), wished she had learned economics and become more than a sophist sociology professor. She wished so much that she could take out her embarrassment in such quality electronic entertainment as EA® Battlefield™ 4 or Tom Clancy’s® THE DIVISION™ by Ubisoft® for Sony PlayStation™ 4, but she herself had petitioned against games!

The students applauded and all signed up for Breitbart that day and accepted Milo Yiannopoulos as their lord and savior. An eagle named ‘Logic’ flew into the room and perched atop the Confederate Flag and shed a tear on the chalk. The Sarkeesian Effect was viewed several times, and Sargon of Akkad’s petition itself showed up and banned all social justice courses.

The professor lost her tenure and was fired the next day. She was killed by Russian Islamists.

And the student’s name? T.J. ‘The Amazing Atheist™’ Kirk.

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jadedctrl wrote

And the blackboard's name? Albert Einstein, who promptly threw .100$#% at T.J. Kirk.