Submitted by Potkea
on August 5, 2022 at 8:18 PM in memer
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fkn destroy lawnmowers
I'm so done with that noise. With that pointless waste of dinosaur juice. With that geometry imposed on nature. With that machinery. Destroying nature.
JUST LET THINGS GROW AND DIE AND GROW AND DIE.
Got nothing better to do? What kind of emptiness has you mow your lawn? What pathetic excuse do you have? Don't even tell me, it will make me violent.
This creep I did business with had one suburban lawn he mowed and an additional game he rented for money which he mowed personally. He said it took him something like 7 hours to mow the farm. And he fucking loved it. And I kid u not was a fucking truck driver.
His life was legit I wanna sit down and drive a truck. I sure hope I get done so I can sit down and drive a lawn mower. Then when it gets hot I can sit down and watch TV. And that was that dude's life.
My direct neighbor got legit no other hobby than lawn-mowing. 50+ times a year, usually starting the first week of January, or whenever there is no snow. Half the time he's done with a half-full bag of grass. Between hate and pity, I got a weird, distanced relationship with that figure.
Damn mowing and bagging the grass is mowing but even worse
A machete is good for clearing a path. Lawn mowers are for suburban dads
I'm trying to figure out my back yard situation for next year. I'd like to grow food and flowers, maybe dedicate my front lawn to wild flowers.
I need to check when the city statutes are though first. don't want to get fined and shit.
This is a helpful resource for de-lawning if you get the chance.
As is this sub.