Submitted by lettuceLeafer in memer (edited )
Me: Dear chomky, I have been wondering is it anarchist to have indoor cars.
Chomky: Well anarchism is against all unjustified hierarchy. Now forcing a cat to be inside is hierarchy. But cats absolutely love when I rub their belly, so if I force them to be in house they get more belly rubs. So I think indoor cats is a justified hierarchy as long as ur super heckin uwuw nice about it. Chomsky out. I would write more but I have a dick sucking appointment me and the boys are gonna try to make a 100 man human centipede. Would u wanna come?
Me: aww hell yeah Chomsky
Then we met up and me and Chomsky had hot gay justified hierarchy sex. And then we walked in the woods and we thought we saw bigfoot but it turns out it was ziq but they were covered in so many cats that they looked like Bigfoot.
emma wrote
chomsky is actually 33 years old, just keeping cats indoors caused him so much stress he now looks like he's 100