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I Emailed Chomsky About Indoor Cats This is his Response

Submitted by lettuceLeafer in memer (edited )

Me: Dear chomky, I have been wondering is it anarchist to have indoor cars.

Chomky: Well anarchism is against all unjustified hierarchy. Now forcing a cat to be inside is hierarchy. But cats absolutely love when I rub their belly, so if I force them to be in house they get more belly rubs. So I think indoor cats is a justified hierarchy as long as ur super heckin uwuw nice about it. Chomsky out. I would write more but I have a dick sucking appointment me and the boys are gonna try to make a 100 man human centipede. Would u wanna come?

Me: aww hell yeah Chomsky

Then we met up and me and Chomsky had hot gay justified hierarchy sex. And then we walked in the woods and we thought we saw bigfoot but it turns out it was ziq but they were covered in so many cats that they looked like Bigfoot.

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emma wrote

chomsky is actually 33 years old, just keeping cats indoors caused him so much stress he now looks like he's 100

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moonlune wrote (edited )

You should ask him about cat feminism and how to fight cat ageism.

e: And cat litteracy levels! 86% of humans 15 years old and older are literate but 0% of cats 15 years old and older are litterate! Speceism!

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lettuceLeafer OP wrote

Update on my piece of shit taxes. Fucking piece of shit Amazon deleted my fucking account to get my W2. So to get my W2 I have to fucking call a customer service line which is super roverbooked. It take me literally 5 minutes to go thru the robo call to wait for a customer service rep so I can have them give my fucking W2 so I can god damn pay the government. My current existance is literally worse than death and I'm in drugs which is really good damn saying something. Amazon had done this shit multiple fucking times to me. All my fucking interactions with Amazon literally brings back suicidal ideationso many times I swear to god.

I'm fine but holy shit do I fucking loathe Amazon.

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lettuceLeafer OP wrote

Ooh boy I fucking did it. I had to be on the shitty phone for half an hour, get my call dropped once after being on the phone for 10 minute, make a brand new account and now I have it

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moonlune wrote (edited )

I want your energy it'd take me a whole week to do this type of administrative work (1 phone call).

I ghosted a call with the woman from the job searching agency today. I need to send her an email now.

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moonlune wrote (edited )

Deal! 🤝

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emoticons wrote

waste disposal's the most anarchist job bc u can eat from the rubbish :)

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emoticons wrote

i love the flairs lol i gotta make vegan cum meringue with chomsky :O

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Confutatis wrote

One day I'll stumble across an AI Chomsky model and paste this in.

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