Submitted by gone_to_croatan
on January 12, 2022 at 4:15 PM in memer
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Yeah, come on, no female pirate would ever be 'democratically' elected to lead a woke communist ship! (not to mention, how can you have both democracy and no hierarchies??)
It's a Semi-presidential democracy, they vote for a Captain, this Captain appoints a Quartermaster to rule over the crew, and then the Quartermaster forms a cabinet with a First mate, a Gunner, a Cook and a Surgeon. They will submit this govt to the ship's approval and if not a new election will be called.
If you refused to vote the Quartermaster would cut your rum ration and make you mop the decks in double shifts
And get ready to get cancelled for being "misogynist" or "fascist" the moment you don't agree with whatever, or don't take part in the assemblies. Democratic, indeed!
It's not your turn to speak comrade, sit down
realizes boats from the old days are entirely made of very-flammable wood
kay, going to survey of the cargo area, see ya later!
Don't confuse the ancom deplatformer on the lower left for an anarchist. But very representative of Instagram commies, once you replace "killing" by "cancelling".