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ziq OP wrote

larp with me, kids

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ziq OP wrote

look over there - a castle filled with fire-breathing capitalists we can slay

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ziq OP wrote

you rolled a 9

now you have to let the capitalist eat you

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annikastheory wrote

Can I jump in its mouth so it swallows me whole and then attack from the inside?

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ziq OP wrote

Roll the dice and we'll see.

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annikastheory wrote

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ziq OP wrote

The giant fire breathing Jeff Bezos swallows you whole but quickly realizes you're poor and stringy, gets nauseous and regurgitates you.

You're now immersed in a pool of vomit consisting of half-digested caviar and vintage wine.

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annikastheory wrote

In an attempt to distract him so that I might run away I point over his shoulder and say, "look out there are amazon workers forming a union!"

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ziq OP wrote

YOGA FLAME!

Furious, Bezos uses his fire breath to burn the ungrateful workers to a crisp and you manage to slip out of the castle.

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annikastheory wrote

Well fuck that isn't what I intended.

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ziq OP wrote

As a reward for uncovering the union conspiracy, Bezos grants you free Amazon Prime for life.

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Vulgar_Soda wrote

Torching unions for free prime is tempting ngl. As a One Piece fan, I love all pirates. and what better way is there to support piracy than to get free shipping on all my stolen Amazon packages.

Since Bezos is around, lemme roll to see if I can successfully hit on and seduce him. Gross Lex Luther expies aren't usually my thing, but my ex finally kicked me off of their premium Spotify, and I'm getting desperate.

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ziq OP wrote

You rolled a 7. Bezos lets you rub your junk on his glorious dome.

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Vulgar_Soda wrote

Is it like a magic lamp? I will rub until successfully summoning a bald head genie. Then I'll wish for a new Batman film to release every year, but no future Batman film will ever surpass a 42% popcorn score on Rottentomatoes again.

You will learn to love Spider-Man. Join us ziq. Join the Spider-Man fan gang πŸ•ΈπŸ•ΈπŸ•Έ

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ziq OP wrote

I'll just keep rewatching Mask of the Phantasm and Return of the Joker every year.

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Vulgar_Soda wrote

Return of the Joker

I love/hate this movie. Love everything except for the microchip plot device. Joker surviving, I can buy. but like, how does a chemist crime boss suddenly become an immortal techno wizard???

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stagn wrote (edited )

I propose a new schism, the post-ziq anarchy.
Anarchy after ziqism.

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Kinshavo wrote

I am trying to wrap my head around the concept of anti-ziq schism ... Mamma MiaπŸ€”

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ziq OP wrote (edited )

it's when you're not an edgy larper like ziq who hates democracy, joe biden and red fash unity

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AnarchoDoom wrote

Wondering the same... Did Ziq came up with an actually original theory or paradigm, or this is just some more internet personality cult taking shape?

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stagn wrote

Who the fuck worships ziq?
The only personality cults i see are chomsky, bookchin and other leftist guru.
Some essay and things ziq do are interesting but i dont see any personality cult

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AnarchoDoom wrote

Moonlune just confirmed my question about a Ziq personality cult...

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annikastheory wrote

My bro the possum!

Hey we have to do round 5 still on our creature tournament.

Also, and I mean this in a nice way, why do people care about ziq so much? It would literally never occur to me to mention ziq anywhere.

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ziq OP wrote

Ppl love to hold onto their sacred cows for dear life and i love to yank them away and leave them scared and alone in the wilderness

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