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ziq OP wrote

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look over there - a castle filled with fire-breathing capitalists we can slay

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ziq OP wrote

you rolled a 9

now you have to let the capitalist eat you

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ziq OP wrote

Roll the dice and we'll see.

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ziq OP wrote

The giant fire breathing Jeff Bezos swallows you whole but quickly realizes you're poor and stringy, gets nauseous and regurgitates you.

You're now immersed in a pool of vomit consisting of half-digested caviar and vintage wine.

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ziq OP wrote

YOGA FLAME!

Furious, Bezos uses his fire breath to burn the ungrateful workers to a crisp and you manage to slip out of the castle.

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As a reward for uncovering the union conspiracy, Bezos grants you free Amazon Prime for life.

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ziq OP wrote

You rolled a 7. Bezos lets you rub your junk on his glorious dome.

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ziq OP wrote

I'll just keep rewatching Mask of the Phantasm and Return of the Joker every year.

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