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annikastheory wrote (edited )

I love this idea and I am going to think about this for awhile.

This is what I came up with off the top of my head.

Going the bathroom? Summoning a shit goblin.

Going to sleep? Astral projection

Going to work? opening a portal to hell

Going to the doctor? casting death ward

Cleaning your house? Casting prestidigitation


halfway_prince wrote

lol i totally also call my lab work alchemy

tbh it's pretty close


fool wrote

Well it's all true really,

I hold in my hand a magical device, made from the most highly prized materials on the planet, obtained via a process of human misery, which leaves untold devastation.

I use this device to communicate with people across the globe.
With this device, I can make food appear at a portal that separates my house from the things beyond.
This device can grant me unholy knowledge, but is it worth the cost?

Tell me that's not magic.


moonlune wrote

Computer stuffs?



atoe wrote

magic is awesome