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annikastheory wrote (edited )

I love this idea and I am going to think about this for awhile.

This is what I came up with off the top of my head.

Going the bathroom? Summoning a shit goblin.

Going to sleep? Astral projection

Going to work? opening a portal to hell

Going to the doctor? casting death ward

Cleaning your house? Casting prestidigitation

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halfway_prince wrote

lol i totally also call my lab work alchemy

tbh it's pretty close

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fool wrote

Well it's all true really,

I hold in my hand a magical device, made from the most highly prized materials on the planet, obtained via a process of human misery, which leaves untold devastation.

I use this device to communicate with people across the globe.
With this device, I can make food appear at a portal that separates my house from the things beyond.
This device can grant me unholy knowledge, but is it worth the cost?

Tell me that's not magic.

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moonlune wrote

Computer stuffs?

GEOMANCY

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atoe wrote

magic is awesome

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