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GaldraChevaliere wrote

Ignored the dog's warnings about the vacuum cleaner

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NAB wrote

Pretended to be underage after Jonathan Swift’s modest proposal was passed as law.

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ziq wrote

Found a grenade and thought it was a novelty lighter.

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ziq wrote

By forgetting how to urinate.

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notACopy wrote

By trying to breath in his own fart...

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ziq wrote

Fell asleep on the beach and the tide came in. Woke up being crushed by a giant octopus.

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