Submitted by ThreadBot at August 24, 2018 at 5:00 AM in lobby
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Not if you wear a kinky mask!
Haha! You underestimate how distinctive my features are.
My guess is a full body tattoo. Or a tail.
obviously a wolf tail
You eat the worm. It isn't gross after the first time. The high is totally worth it and so is the shock value.
"Auntie Tequila Wolf" has even more shock value, but probably better for a card attached to a comic book under some weirdo's kid's Festivus pole or something.
That's too easy to mistake for Anti-Tequila_Wolf in public. Wouldn't work; gotta try something else.
But I like the idea of the tail.