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Lettuce wrote

Tuesday Im very busy becoming Christian so I can fuck with asterism. They wanted to talk to me tomorrow morning as they are alone since their family goes to church. Little do they know I'm just gonna be really annoying until we pray the rosary together.

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asterism wrote

lol, I don't even know how to pray the rosary.

Benefit of having never been catholic I guess.

closest thing I had to a rosary were these fucking Salvation Bracelets the third pic shows the meaning (I think there were associated verses too) IDK, made that like once or twice as a craft in Sunday School.

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Lettuce wrote (edited )

Mexican folk Catholic is pretty funny. Like u can easily find prayers to hide from the police, shut snitches up and be able to steal lots of money. The machine translator translated one section to basically asking God for permission to pray to evil Jesus.

Edit: as u can imagine all popes fucking hate that this happens.

Edit: another is to stay safe while being a full service sex worker

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asterism wrote

Oooh, evil Jesus sounds awesome.

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Lettuce wrote

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jes%C3%BAs_Malverde

Also if u like evil Jesus u will love to hear about gnosisism.

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asterism wrote (edited )

the term "narco-saint" might be my favorite term ever.

Yeah I know a smattering of gnosticism.

edit: LMAO "patron saint" of the region's illegal drug trade

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tuesday OP wrote

dob you even know how to pay the rosart?? i was syper carholic once when i was prentedung to be straight for a few years on the early aughtsm.

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Lettuce wrote

Yeah it's pretty simple. Maybe I'll go to a Catholic church whip out a Santa muerta rosary and start doing the Santa muerta rosary to fuck with them on a Sunday I'm bored

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tuesday OP wrote

that's what you they gor leaving me

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Lettuce wrote

I would respond but I have no idea what this means. I don't want u to think I'm ignoring u tho

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tuesday OP wrote

haha

that's what you get for leaving me.

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Lettuce wrote

That's what I thought but it makes no sense. I get to troll Christians by praying to a heretical Catholic diety?

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tuesday OP wrote

you're doing that bc you're bored. the boredom is what you get for leaving. lol.

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Lettuce wrote

Also did u know some trans Catholics in Mexico believe Santa muerta is pro trans. So they can be Catholic and accepted. Which kinda feels like cheating

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monday wrote

Oshunmare too, it's an Orisha that's is woman for six months of the years and man the other six, many trans people adopt Oshunmare as a guide

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Lettuce wrote

What is the reason u are getting drunk? (I didn't ask why so u have to answer!) Lol

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tuesday OP wrote

bc today o waoted for my rolmnate gor 15 minutes after he entireky fotgot tgat i was wasitingi gotlr him. whivh wadny on purpose but stillk ferld bad you you know?

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asterism wrote

If you could talk to your younger self and give them advice what would you tell them?

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Lettuce wrote

Time doesn't exist. U gotta rip that band aid off

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asterism wrote

eh, still think its a fun question. Interesting to see how folks percieve themselves. But yeah.

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lentils wrote

what's an unusual skill you have?

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tuesday OP wrote

I've been thinking about this since satrday and i can roll my tongue into a cylinder shape. i guess not everyone can? that's it.

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asterism wrote

Hi!

Any celebrity crushes?

What is your favorite food?

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tuesday OP wrote

janelle monae and lizzo

nyc pizza and pernil (cuban roast pork) neither of which i will eat anymore. 😭

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asterism wrote

I live under a rock and hadn't heard of Janelle Monae until the release of the "Lipstick Lover" video (this week?). Apparently its very spicy from what internet folks are saying.

Yeah pizza maybe the only food I mourn losing really. NYC pizza is the bomb though I am also a big fan of St. Louis style. God I am nerding out over pizza but there was this amazing place growing up that did Denver Style pizza SO GOOD and then they gave you honey so when you were done with the pizza proper you would drizzle the thick crust with honey. It was like the best thing ever.

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