Submitted by ziq in lobby

The media not shutting up about Harry & Meghan

Netflix for giving Harry & Meghan a global platform

the term 'russophobia'

bitcoin

police procedurals

beauty standards

shadow the hedgehog

telegram not letting me block their annoying announcements

fruit on a tree all ripening at the same time because every variety has been bred for industrial agriculture

people who are too joyless to enjoy indiana jones fighting nazis

onion being an ingredient in every processed vegan meal meaning I can't eat any of them

ebay taking features away that have been there for years, making my sales tank

not knowing how dozens of huge slugs are getting into my bathroom every night

having to pick each slug up and put them outside so I don't accidentally step on them and then not being able to get the slime off my fingers for hours

mini golf

when the oil accumulates at the top of nut butter and it never mixes back in right

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Bird wrote (edited )

Fruit on a tree all ripening at once I have mildly solved by growing heirloom varieties that I've "borrowed". So most of my trees yield fruit for several months now even if since most of them are quite small I only get about a dozen fruit a year. And I'm lucky that the property where I'm staying right now has several enormous 200+ year old nut trees that seem to have mast years every other year.

Oh yeah, fuck mini golf.

Squawk

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Vulgar_Soda wrote (edited )

hating shadow the hedgehog

You make it so hard to stan for you ;_;

edit: okay, but like, you're not being completely serious, right?

today

Tomorrow's a new day, when bad takes turn good ^-^;;;

edit again: actually, I'm like, in total disbelief. Are you ... trolling? I think I'm starting to understand all the hate you get, when you go around posting wrong opinions so frivolously, I just ... like, it's so irresponsible! I can't believe you can be so poco curante about Shadow the fucking hedgehog. The ultimate lifeform! Do you understand the power you wield, ziq?! The amount of influence a single post of yours has over the minds of youth today, I would expect you to have a little more caution when throwing around such ... filth. For that is what this post is: FILTHY! I FEEL DIRTY FOR HAVING READ IT. I REFUSE TO BELIEVE YOU DON'T LIKE SHADOW "ORIGINAL CHARACTER" THE HEDGEHOG. WTF ziq! Shadow is so FUCKING COOL.

edit-o-rama: What if the children start to hate Shadow? What then?! If I see any more hate directed against Shadow, I swear ...

My heart can't take it. ziq, I ...

I feel so betrayed.

The Final Edit: I'm gonna do it. You've gone too far this time, ziq. I'm gonna read Marx. You pushed me to do it! If I become communist and start fetishizing failed political programs, you have no to blame but yourself. YOU DID THIS TO ME! TAKE IT BACK.

SHADOW IS AWESOME. THAT ONE CUTSCENE IN SONIC ADVENTURE 2 WHERE SONIC AND SHADOW ARE SURROUNDED BY THE CHAOS EMERALDS AND THEY'RE GOING SUPER SSJ SHAKING THEIR FISTS IN TANDEM TO WHERE IT LOOKS LIKE SONIC AND SHADOW ARE CIRCLE JERKING TOGETHER IS SICK AS FUCK ACKNOWLEDGE IT ziq ACKNOWLEDGE THAT SHADOW IS ×HYPE× AND I WILL FORGIVE THIS POST I WILL READ EVERY SINGLE ESSAY YOU HAVE WRITTEM AND I WLLL AHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhggffffmmmrph

edit(?): I agree about the slugs tho. I used have slugs get into my kitchen. This one time I was making green salsa and I go have a taste, I notice the salsa is moving and I throw up everywhere and I haven't made salsa in 2 years. I still have nightmares about slugs.

EDIT: edited for clarity

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emma wrote

mini golf is the lesser evil. as leftists, we should all be playing mini golf to defeat regular golf.

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loukanikos wrote

Wait what's wrong with onions?

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256 wrote

Onions have an allergic potential: There are contact eczems from organic sulfur molecules; All c 3 and All c 4 are known allergies against onion proteins.

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asterism wrote

That oil drives me up a wall.

also yes, mini golf I feel that in my bones,

Are you allergic to onions?

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256 wrote

The oil on top of nut butter is apparently there because no mono- and diglycerides of fatty acids were in the nut butter production, which are mostly made out of soybeans, but due the chemical indifference according to the Vegan Society cannot be ruled out as sometimes stemming from animal sources.

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Anarcat wrote

I've also been doing this exercise of making a list every day of all the things I'm hateful for.

It's not making me more relaxed like they said. Am I doing something wrong?

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Fool wrote

I can't imagine that being helpful, unless you follow up with why you're hateful.

Just making a list would just be self reinforcing, making you focus on the hate... Wait, was it a person named Sheev that was giving you the advice?

Making a list of good things would be more helpful generally, for building resilience.

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ziq OP wrote

Find more things to hate?

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NoPotatoes wrote (edited )

don't be scared just stop hating me or else

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