Submitted by tuesday in lobby (edited )

I have been accused of being humorless a lot. So I wrote a joke about it. Wanna hear it? Here it goes:

What does the social justice warrior say when told to lighten up and learn how to take a joke?

NO JUSTICE NO JOKES! NO JUSTICE NO JOKES!

thank you, good night, don't forget to tip the server.

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ukuleleclass wrote

why do cemeteries put up fences ?

because people are dying to get in :p

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Fool wrote

I tipped the server, it's now making a grinding noise, please give further directions.

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tuesday OP wrote

yeah that happens sometimes. just means you need to tip it again

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Fool wrote

Thanks, it's not making noises now. I think some smoke escaped though, so I'll try catch some next time the squirrels get me to burn something.

🔥🐿️ Hehehe, they're warming their paws.

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