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ziq wrote
probably those elf slaves he has making toys all year round in his sweatshop
SnowCode wrote
Ahah I wasn't expecting this xD
moonlune wrote
to be fair, a magical man in the sky is more believable than the fact that all the adults around the world are conspiring against children and lying to them for the sole reason that they find it cute.
ziq wrote
Fucking fascist yo
ziq wrote (edited )
Most recently for telling my nephew that death is something that exists and all people experience it at some point.
ziq wrote
I suddenly have the urge to tell a kid I killed Santa.
ziq wrote
Why am I so cruel idk
lettuceLeafer wrote
Helping Santa cheat in Mrs. Clause? based. Glad to see the pro cheating discourse come back.
Lol
OdiousOutlaw wrote
Santa Claus < St. Nick, patron saint of unrepentant thieves
peter_grundlefunker wrote
I'm sure someone, somewhere, has made something like that.
ziq wrote
i've gotten into so much trouble for not lying to kids