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SnowCode wrote

Edit: Also I am slightly convinced that Santa Claus is also a ploy to raise kids to be chill about living in a police state.

Can you elaborate this? For the rest of your post, I agree.

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annikastheory OP wrote (edited )

He's making a list and checking it twice

He's gonna find out who's naughty and nice

Santa Claus is comin' to town

He sees you when you're sleepin'

He knows when you're awake

He knows if you've been bad or good

So be good for goodness sake

You better watch out, you better not cry

You better not pout, I'm telling you why

Santa Claus is comin' to town

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annikastheory OP wrote

I kind of need a cartoon where Santa Claus institutes a communist dictatorship. And some elves and children form an underground resistance.

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ziq wrote

Fucking fascist yo

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annikastheory OP wrote (edited )

lol more like Red fascist.

Edit: because he is wearing red. hehe

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ziq wrote

probably those elf slaves he has making toys all year round in his sweatshop

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annikastheory OP wrote

Yes also elf on the shelf. Literally a spy elf to watch you and report to Santa Claus.

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