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groovygardener42069 OP wrote
The answer to this one is definitely ketamine. Maybe yoga too. Try either a lot of yoga with a little ketamine, or a lot of ketamine with a little yoga.
zoom_zip wrote
i thought you said bad advice
groovygardener42069 OP wrote
Definitely boof it
mofongo wrote
That's me, I took a painkiller last night before going up to sleep. First time in I don't know how long that I can stand up without effort. Even lifting my kids is fast and easy. Not an advice though.
groovygardener42069 OP wrote
Grow poppies m8
mofongo wrote
Don't know where to get seeds.
groovygardener42069 OP wrote
Grocery store seeds are viable. Any major gardening seed distributor will have cultivars to choose from as well. There are vendors on etsy, ebay, etc but that's not really necessary honestly
zoom_zip wrote
yeah, i just don’t want to be that dude popping vicodin like it’s candy for the rest of my life. maybe just for a few weeks to give myself a break
mima wrote
I don't feel like doing my online academics. Procrastination is very addictive
groovygardener42069 OP wrote
As and Bs may aim to please, but Cs get degrees baby
I suggest doing ten minutes of the bare minimum daily - like if you have a paper, just drop some knowledge in your notes app while you're taking a shit. Ten minutes, that's all. Rub one out one less time than you otherwise would.
Alternatively: amphetamine is a strong motivator, but also addictive. your mileage may vary
masque wrote (edited )
I was going to sign up for an anti-procrastination seminar thing, but I kept putting it off and missed the deadline.
EDIT: Also, the oregano that I grow indoors has leaves turning yellow & falling off, and I don't know if I'm watering it too much or not enough.
groovygardener42069 OP wrote
You don't need a seminar to keep you from procrastinating lol. That sounds like an "underachievers networking seminar." Just go to any bar within a mile of your nearest college.
Also, stick your finger in the dirt. If it's dry, you're not watering enough. If it's wet, you're watering too much
Basil wrote
I feel like everyone dislikes me
groovygardener42069 OP wrote
Even if they really did, would that change anything?
celebratedrecluse wrote
I don't have enough money for how much time I sell.
groovygardener42069 OP wrote
You just need to walk right up to your bossman, and with a firm handshake look 'em right in the eyes and demand that raise at gunpoint. It's that kind of assertiveness that will get you ahead in the workplace
celebratedrecluse wrote
how do you say, Crikey?
groovygardener42069 OP wrote
It's just two syllables. Sounds like you're saying "Cry Key"
celebratedrecluse wrote
Key Crk
mofongo wrote
My neighbor's cigarette smoke gets into my bedroom and they're a serial smoker that wake up early and goes to bed late.
groovygardener42069 OP wrote
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Fart on their cigarettes
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Put some plants between where you sleep and where they smoke
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groovygardener42069 OP wrote
As many as you want. The leaves collect dust and particulate matter in the air, so something thick and shrubby would be good. Is it coming through a window, wall, vent?
NoPotatoes wrote
I keep procrastinating. Have no motivation to "play the game" so to speak. No leads on how to change the rules of "the game".
groovygardener42069 OP wrote
Step one - lie on your resume
Step two - get a job that you're not really qualified for
Step three - ride that shit until you crash and burn
Step four - repeat 2x
Step five - now you have three fancy ass jobs to put on your resume and you don't have to lie anymore
NoPotatoes wrote
Wait where is the bad advice?
groovygardener42069 OP wrote
Well, it's bad for the hiring manager who has to explain to the CEO/CHRO why they went ahead and hired someone without actually calling references or running a background check first, which is much more common than you'd think
snack wrote
reading this thread was such an experience, it needed its own soundtrack. which is why i listened to cardi b's song of the same name while clicking up 42 times
if it's UP
then it's UP
this is UP
clickin UP
that's an UP \
groovygardener42069 OP wrote
okurrr
zoom_zip wrote
i can’t remember what it feels like to not be in constant physical pain