I thought I'd have my first post asking y'all a time in your life when you drank that good ole dumb bitch juice.
A personal favorite of mine was in like, first or second grade. The teacher had us individually write a summary of a book we all read together. I misunderstood what she meant by "summary", and started copying the book literally page for page. I did this for like half an hour before my teacher told me what a summary actually was. I still laugh about that.