Recent comments in /f/funny
roanoke9 wrote
This is so embarassing as to warrant a resignation? Just puts into perspective the everyday activities for which they have no shame.
zephyr OP wrote
cop pulled her over for driving an unregistered golf cart? that did make me laugh.
Fool wrote
I already pay the following subscription fees to drive my car;
- License
- Registration
- Insurance
monday OP wrote
Reply to [ecofascism tho] Don Cheadle is Captain Planet by monday
Maybe Captain planet is a filthy primmie
Fool wrote
Reply to comment by asterism in Dev surprised his perfect vim/tmux/bash/xmonad setup doesn't alleviate existential crisis by Archaplain
esoteric software
Probably not compatible with an exoteric computer. Maybe the payoff will be in becoming a cyborg to get it to work.
asterism wrote
Reply to Dev surprised his perfect vim/tmux/bash/xmonad setup doesn't alleviate existential crisis by Archaplain
I have been spending an inordinante amount of time trying to get some ancient and esoteric software to compile and I honestly don't know what I expect the payoff to be.
Archaplain OP wrote
Reply to comment by moonlune in Dev surprised his perfect vim/tmux/bash/xmonad setup doesn't alleviate existential crisis by Archaplain
heathen
moonlune wrote
Reply to Dev surprised his perfect vim/tmux/bash/xmonad setup doesn't alleviate existential crisis by Archaplain
The only way to alleviate existentail crisis is macos + vscode (default settings)
lettuceLeafer OP wrote
Reply to comment by monday in Latinos Get Their DNA Tested [Its Really Funny to Laugh at how Ignorant the People Are by lettuceLeafer
Hmm interesting
lettuceLeafer OP wrote
Reply to comment by OdiousOutlaw in Latinos Get Their DNA Tested [Its Really Funny to Laugh at how Ignorant the People Are by lettuceLeafer
Lol
OdiousOutlaw wrote
Reply to comment by lettuceLeafer in Latinos Get Their DNA Tested [Its Really Funny to Laugh at how Ignorant the People Are by lettuceLeafer
on and the latina who is like literally as white as me who is then shocked that she is almost all spanish. And the fucking glare she gave when the perosn joked that she might just classify as a european.
Aww, she reminds me of my mom.
My siblings and I have all called her white at some point, she's a quarter Indian, but you really wouldn't be able to tell.
monday wrote
Reply to Latinos Get Their DNA Tested [Its Really Funny to Laugh at how Ignorant the People Are by lettuceLeafer
There's another trait in most latam people is that at least 20% have a gene called cohanim marker (or something) linked to Jewish communities. This is the influence of early crypto Jews that left many small bits of culture
Vulgar_Soda wrote
Reply to comment by asterism in Latinos Get Their DNA Tested [Its Really Funny to Laugh at how Ignorant the People Are by lettuceLeafer
watched 2 seconds
The 100% bit hit and then I noped out. I couldn't do it. I physically cannot handle the cringe.
asterism wrote (edited )
Reply to comment by lettuceLeafer in Latinos Get Their DNA Tested [Its Really Funny to Laugh at how Ignorant the People Are by lettuceLeafer
Another vague hint on where I work thats probably going to make it sound more mafia. Today my boss was actively encouraging me and my coworkers to participate in a reasearch study that our organization is doing that is literally a genetic test like in this video.
asterism wrote
Reply to Latinos Get Their DNA Tested [Its Really Funny to Laugh at how Ignorant the People Are by lettuceLeafer
I've literally watched two seconds and oh my God.
lettuceLeafer OP wrote (edited )
Reply to Latinos Get Their DNA Tested [Its Really Funny to Laugh at how Ignorant the People Are by lettuceLeafer
Best bits for those who don't wanna watch
the person getting confused that they aren't 100% mexican but are instead a mix of indigenous and spanish will never get old.
the other person saying wow I have a lot of indigenous heritage but my family doens't practice the indigenous culture or value it. But then doesn't connect the dots in any way.
I think I'm going to be 100% puerto rican
just chefs kiss
and the dominican republic person I don't feel nearly as comfortable making fun of but still. The confusion that they were african and asian but didn't have any dominican republic blood. Which wouldn't make any sense if she knew basic dominican republic history
on and the latina who is like literally as white as me who is then shocked that she is almost all spanish. And the fucking glare she gave when the perosn joked that she might just classify as a european.
Now to be clear this isn't a representative of the group but god it does explain a lot about many latinxs on twitter.
Tho in fairness two of them actually weren't funny to laugh at. The dominican person and the other person who side eyed the person who wanted to be 100% mexican. I don't wanna make it out that I'm making fun of them, bc they were actually not cringe.
asterism OP wrote
Reply to comment by Fool in God Forbids Amish Metalhead to Be Anything But Drummer by asterism
Is it going to be apocalyptica .... Yep it was.
I ran across a classical guitarist that was transcribing Metallica pieces to the guitar. He consistently performs in a catholic church in his videos (or maybe its Lutheran I don't know). Kind of funny.
You also have rodrigo y gabriela which are a couple metalheads turned flamenco players. Not my favorite guitarists but they have some fun stuff.
Archaplain OP wrote
Reply to [Old article] Dutch maths teacher admits fake communist party scam that fooled Mao Zedong by Archaplain
The MLPN claimed to represent the principles of Maoism against the "heresies" of the official pro-USSR Communist Party of the Netherlands. It never had more than a dozen real members, none of whom were aware of its actual purpose. Notwithstanding this, Boevé was able to cultivate many contacts within the Chinese government. He frequently received gifts and travelling expenses from the Chinese government and on one occasion was the guest of honour at a banquet presided over by Zhou Enlai.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marxist%E2%80%93Leninist_Party_of_the_Netherlands
tuesday wrote
Reply to Not Today, Satan, but if I Move Some Things Around I Can Make Next Tuesday Work by asterism
mmm sorry I'm unavailable.
catachresis wrote
Reply to comment by fortmis in Disabled non-binary transgender social justice warrior is CANCELLED by Archaplain
That person, who says that they are based in Bangkok, also created a Medium blog page that doxxed Mardoll fully
mob
I’m not suprised. They’re Twitter users.
Had an interesting thought about Twitter being about birds and how birds fly in schools where one bird leads and the others follow
fortmis wrote
cancelled by a super woke mob
catachresis wrote
God I hate this. Doxxer obv is badjacketing as a leftie to play into those headlines the right loves to hear.
because I think other LGBTQIA ppl shouldn't work for companies that do war crimes.'
Loving this queer Leninism. Cis men can do warm crimes tho, but my queers, no no not allowed. No one should work at companies that do war crimes!!!
existential1 wrote
Lmao, I spit out my non-dairy decaff americano upon reading this.
roanoke9 wrote
Reply to comment by roanoke9 in Tampa police chief resigns after she flashed her badge to escape a traffic stop by zephyr
Oh this is in funny. I can't read rooms even if they are labeled.