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Somebody on IRC recommended that I use Windows for something, and it inspired me to write this for the next time someone recommends proprietary software to me.

Submitted by Copenhagen_Bram in freeAsInFreedom (edited )

What fucking software did you just fucking recommend to me, you little used? I'll have you know I am the top paying FSF member, and I've been involved in numerous anti-DRM movements on my Lenovo Thinkpad, and I have over 300 confirmed freely licenced projects. I am trained in free software activism and I'm the top programmer in the entire GNU project. You are nothing to me but just another sucker to Microsoft. I will wipe your hard drive the fuck out with software freedom the likes of which has never been seen before on the internet, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with promoting that absolutely proprietary shit to me over the Internet? Think again, motherfucker. As we speak I am contacting my decentralized network of activists across the world and your IP is being traced right now so you you better prepare for the storm, noob. The storm that convinces you to wipe out the pathetic little thing you call Windows. You're fucking owned, kiddo. Proprietary software can be anywhere, anytime, and it can violate your fredom and privacy in over seven hundred ways, and that's just in your browser. Not only am I extensively experienced in convincing people to switch to Linux, I have access to the entire arsenal of CLI commands, and I will use them to their full extent to wipe your miserable operating system off the face of your hard drive, you little shit. If only you could have known what RYF certified retribution your little 'I have nothing to hide' comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you'll have to install Trisquel, you goddamn Windoze user. I will shit GNU all over you and you will drown in it. You're banned from the Church of Emacs, kiddo.

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xxi wrote

Sort of funny. Question though: didn't I see this somewhere else? (Not trying to stir up shit, it's a genuine question).

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Copenhagen_Bram wrote

I've used this copypasta a few times out in the wild, after posting this. I think that's what you saw. Also congratulations, you're the first commenter here. Lol