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Facebook wrote

I'm sorry. I shouldn't have been so hard on you. It's just I care about you so much.

Come back. Please?

We even have an onion service. I know you like that.

C'mon sweetie. I know I was wrong. I apologised. You can log in now. I promise I won't be bad from now on.

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ziq wrote

Only way I'm reactivating my account is if you start paying us a monthly salary to log in everyday. Then we can finally transition to the one world government led by Zuckerbot and bring on the end of days.