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ziq OP wrote

just wait until all those small parts add up over the years and your last remaining living parts end up just being the contents of your rectum

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annikastheory wrote

Ew.

Couldn't it at least be my eye or something? Then, for the last moments of my life, I could be a beholder.

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ziq OP wrote

wouldn't your eyes be the first parts to die since they read it all?

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annikastheory wrote

Unless we get a Bruce Banner like situation going and all the exposure turns my eyes into radioactive super eyeballs.

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ziq OP wrote

but then your super eyes would consume the cringe at an increased rate so

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